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Andrzej

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I think Planet Earth is better than Blue Planet and anyone who disagrees with me can go fuck themselves, frankly. Also I like cheese.

My Interests

Brinksmanship. Hijinks. Enjamberment. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Games of chance. Games of skill. Architectonics. Child's play.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, why do people make computer friends? It's not for love, is it now... indie-lovin' Bristolians would be good. Aspiring hard-rock trios would not be.

Music:

A Silver Mt Zion, ABC, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Annuals, Annie, Arcade Fire, Aluminium Babe, Blonde Redhead, Born Ruffians, Blood Red Shoes, Bowie, Belle and Sebastian, Belly, Black Mountain, Blondie, Blur, Blood Meridian, Broken Social Scene, The Breeders, Be Your Own Pet, British Sea Power, Kate Bush, Bat For Lashes, The Besnard Lakes, Broadcast, Neko Case, The Cure, Cold War Kids, Catherine Anne Davies, Cocteau Twins, Controller Controller, CSS, Cooper Temple Clause, Destroyer, The Delgados, Dresden Dolls, The Decemberists, Dream Syndicate, Dirty Pretty Things, Tanya Donnelly, Dinosaur Jr, Justine Electra, The Essex Green, Final Fantasy, Fear Of Flying, The Faint, 50ft Wave, Feist, The Gossip, Piney Gir, Great Lake Swimmers, Giant Drag, Gang Of Four, PJ Harvey, Imogen Heap, Howling Bells, Hidden Cameras, Hot Hot Heat, Imogen Heap, Kristen Hersh, Hole, Immaculate Machine, Islands, Jesus And Mary Chain, Joy Division, Joy Zipper, Jane's Addiction, KLF, Lesley Keffer, The Long Blondes, Libertines, Jenny Lewis, Ladytron, Los Campesinos!, Love Is All, Low, Liars, Metric, Amy Millan, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, Mogwai, Matson Jones, Mansun, Miss Derringer, Manic Street Preachers, AC Newman, Nirvana, New Pornographers, New Order, Marissa Nadler, Numbers, The Organ, Pearl Jam, Pink Mountaintops, Pixies, Prince, Queens Of The Stone Age, REM, Radiohead, Revl9n, Rogers Sisters, Rolling Stones, Stars, Slumber Party, The Strokes, Scissors For Lefty, Sunset Rubdown, The Smiths, The Shins, Spiritualized, Smashing Pumpkins, Patti Smith, The Pipettes, Suede, Springsteen, Sleater Kinney, Swan Lake, Scanners, Regina Spektor, Sonic Youth, The Stooges, Throwing Muses, Talking Heads, Twenty Twos, Transformers: The Movie Soundtrack, Tokyo Police Club, Tilly And The Wall, 10,000 Maniacs, Von Bondies, Wolf Parade, Patrick Wolf, White Stripes, Walkmen, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Neil Young, You Say Party! We Say Die!, etc...

Movies:

Everything by David Lynch, many things by Tim Burton, Apolcalypse Now, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, a lot of cheesy blockbusters like Lord Of The Rings and the original Star Wars trilogy, I'm not precious

Television:

Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Spaced, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons before it became rubbish, Pop World, Arrested Development, Ren and Stimpy, The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Channel 4 News (it's bostin'!), 24 (before they killed Almeida the bastards), The Thick Of It, etc

Books:

David Mitchell, Margaret Atwood, Angela Carter, Laurence Sterne, Doris Lessing, Susan J Faludi, Douglas Coupland, Hunter S Thompson, Marge Piercy, Sylvia Plath, Peter Shaffer (if he counts), Euripides (I'm not being a ponce, he's damn good), Ted Hughes, etc...

Heroes:

Optimus Prime..?

My Blog

Toodles!

Blah blah Facebook better than MySpace in general yadda yadda etcetera etcetera ad nauseum. Um. The thing is, Facebook is in many ways TOO popular for my previous forays into blogging - while when tra...
Posted by Andrzej on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

Obligatory insensitive musings on Maddy McCann

Obviously I could indulge myself by being a gratuitously insensitive twat about this... and maybe I will. But for now: 1) Her parents are having a meeting with the bloody Pope. I mean. Really. This ...
Posted by Andrzej on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

ATP Vs The Fans, innit

Of course I wasn't one of the fans per se: I bought my tickets too late to vote and thus failed to turn it into some sort of ATP Canada. Much to everyone's sorrow, I daresay. Anyways, it wasn't a...
Posted by Andrzej on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

ATP Dirty Three - the belated but not especially welcome dissecton

Once again ATP proves itself Le Festivale Royale. I genuinely reckon this one was the best I've been to, too, partly down to line up, partyly due to the sheer quantity of ludicrous escpades that me an...
Posted by Andrzej on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

Am I a bad person for being utterly indifferent to Neighbours moving channel?

Don't get me wrong, when I saw the petitions flying around Facebook (sorry, it's just better than MySpace for most things and about a million times less creepy) I felt a sucking pain in my heart, even...
Posted by Andrzej on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

FINAL CHAPTER: In which our heroes Emerge Triumphante! Ish

So our sort of final destination was Veliki Tarnovo; a place none of you have heard of, few of you will every go to, but which naturally I will describe at enormous length. Anyway, as I said befo...
Posted by Andrzej on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

CHAPTER 5: Our heroes knew they had Return'ed To The East when...

...we got off the train at Sofia and within five minutes: - An unkempt chap with a dearth of teeth identified himself as "tourist information" and tried to lead us off to some weird little office in t...
Posted by Andrzej on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

CHAPTER 4: In which our heroes potter around Miscellaneous Former Warzones

I won't bother prattling on too long about the almost unsettling way in which everyone in Bosnia and Serbia seems to have gone back to normality where they were killing each other a decade and a bit a...
Posted by Andrzej on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST

CHAPTER 3: In which our heroes make their final escape from The Land Of Vampyres

Merry Easter, y'all   Apologies if the spelling/punctuation gets a little bit funky (well, more so than normal), I am attempting to type while hindered by a ludicrous Balkan keyboard.   Any...
Posted by Andrzej on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

Eurorage: The Movie

If you're not all bored of it already... for my own amusement rather than yours, necessarily, I might use it for, y'know, reference or something one day. I won't, but I might. CHAPTER TWO: April 4 -&n...
Posted by Andrzej on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:20:00 PST