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colby

you smell like a baby prostitute

About Me

I just want to make beautiful things

My Interests

Touching my face, High-Fives, Repetitive Motions, Celebrity Gossip, Songs Reguarding the Present Tense, Literary Theory, Dance Parties, Hyperbole, Sunglasses, Hair Cuts, Imagination

I'd like to meet:

Scientologists, mainly.

Music:

Songs that Make Me Dance or Cry

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, Wayne's World II, Junebug

Television:

The Office

Books:

Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, The Littlest Hitler, Death on the Installment Plan