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V!c$ylvan

Love is the Drug and I need to Score

About Me

American-born Mexican, appreciative, bilingual, blunt, cool, fat, friendly, funny, hairy, hilarious, honest, jerk, leader, learner, loud, open, opinionated, outgoing, solid, wacky and witty! My name is V!ct0r and chances are you probably think I'm a jerk. The truth is, I am straight-forward and I get mixed reactions because of my honesty. There's nothing to hide, I speak my mind and I am truthful, honest and I will stay faithful if you do likewise. Ladies, if you read this, good for you. I need this. What's the deal? I'm cool, but please be advised I can be crass; but at least I am funny and I will make you laugh so it's all good! I am the coolest...so where is the love?

My Interests

Education, Females, Coca ColaThinking About Applying to Graduate School. Keeping it real! Family Obligations. Trying to kiss. Cracking jokes! Making rude and vulgar jokes that make people either smile or grimace.

I'd like to meet:

Vicente Fox, Bill Clinton, A Nice Lady who is str8-forward and doesn't keep secrets! And YOUR MOM (If things go good after a few dates).

Music:

Tupac, E-40, Mac Dre, Certain Rap, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Música Durangüense, Banda, Mexican Cumbia, WHAM!, Montez de Durango, Vicente Fernandez Some Salsa, Oscar D'Leon, Poncho Sanchez, Tito Puente, Disco, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, Instrumentals, Monster Ballads.................ATTENION: If you listen to Reggaeton you are (explicit) and most likely have an STD/STI!

Movies:

Top Five Movies of all time (in particular order): 1)Casino 2) The Godfather Part II 3) The Godfather 4)Goodfellas 5)Scarface Other noteworthy movies: Snakes on a Plane, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, American History X, Dumb & Dumber, Clerks, A Bronx Tale, Mrs. Doubtfire, 54 and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Television:

Dateline: To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Cold Case Files, American Justice, Unsolved Mysteries, Married With Children, Red Eye, Al Rojo Vivo, Primer Impacto, Robot Chicken, The Critic The War at Home, The Factor, Salute Your Shorts, AND A SHOUT-OUT TO THE FOLLOWING STATIONS: History Channel, TruTV(formally CourtTV), A&E, SpikeTV, MSNBC, FOX NEWS CHANNEL and FOX.

Books:

Required Course Reading, World Record Books, Where's Waldo, The Godfather and 101 Wacky Facts About Mummies! I would rather write than read; I am super creative and dreamy like that!

Heroes:

In no particular order: Willy Wonka, Donald Trump, Vicente Fox, Bill Clinton, Rodney Dangerfield, Mick Foley, Immigrants (like my parents) Julio Cesar Chavez, Gary Plauche, Frank Lambert and ME because ...."I am cooler than Batman!"

My Blog

People With Blocked Profiles

Listen,If you have a blocked profile, you are seriously a (explicit). No I am serious, what the (explicit)? Why would you even have a MySpace account, if the point of this website is to network? You ...
Posted by V!c$ylvan on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:38:00 PST