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Jonas

what the fuck was that?

About Me

jonas feels old and mildly cantankerous. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN DUMPSTER!!!

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My Interests

heavy metal, books, twisted animation, video games, computers, strange web sites, people, cars, motorcycles, decent alcohol, and val
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonas
Birthday: 112382
Birthplace: Mountain View
Current Location: SJ
Eye Color: Brown with some green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mixed cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: comfy black shoes
Your Weakness: general apathy
Your Fears: esceticism
Your Perfect Pizza: linguica, olives, garlic, pepperoni, mushrooms and a good beer to go with it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: success with my new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I'm away from my computer right now"
Thoughts First Waking Up: val is very snugglable
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: eh?
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: nein
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homebrew
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: not much
Do you Swear: with sufficient motivation
Do you Sing: i wouldnt call it singing
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: i'd like to go back and get a degree in something useless like philosophy
Do you want to get Married: not particularly
Do you belive in yourself: i cannot doubt my existence
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: not really but i'm not some quasimodo motherfucker either
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah unless i lose electronics
Do you play an Instrument: nope. kinda tone deaf
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nothing heavier than advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i would puke from the sugar and fat
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no :( too broke
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and not poor
What country would you most like to Visit: germany then the uk then italy then spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt really matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter but i prefer brunettes over blondes
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not too skinny not too big
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: dont care so long as they are tastefully done
Number of Tattoos: none on the chest, otherwise i dont care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doesnt matter all that much

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I'd like to meet:

( o )( o ) of mass destruction

Music:

In no particular order, some bands i like: Rammstien Megadeth, Prodigy, KMFDM, Marylin Manson, Joe Satriani, Pink Floyd, Dope, Iced Earth, Demons & Wizards, Cream, Mushroomhead, Fear Factory, Alice in Chains, Black Label Society, Soundgarden, Motorhead, Sepultura, Monster Magnet, Static X, Black Sabbath, Agent Orange, Tool, Soulfly, Disturbed, Radiohead, Drain STH, Kittie, Lacuna Coil, NIN, AC/DC, Damageplan, Red Elvises, Judas Priest, Jeff Beck, Godsmack, Blue Man Group, Puya, BOC, Killswitch Engage, Covenant of Norway, U.P.O, Juno Reactor, Gorillaz, In Flames, Lamb of God, Chimaira . . .

Movies:

donnie darko, six string samurai, bubba ho-tep, toxic avenger, pulp fiction, the ruling class, animal house, harold and kumar, office space, dr. strangelove, 2001, a clockwork orange, dark city, sin city, unbreakable, parents, the hitcher, ninja scroll. fucked up movies in general are good

Television:

are there boobies involved?

Books:

waaay too many to list. . . but deserving special mention: The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

Heroes:

david icke for making money through the power of paranoid delusions and questionable research; and this guy for his song writing skill:
"DON'T SMOKE ON THAT KRACK PIPE!!!
I don't smoke on no krack pipe!!!
if, you smoke that krack pipe,
you gon have a SUDDEN HEART ATTACK !!!
SO, I DON'T SMOKE ON THAT KRACK PIPE!!"

My Blog

Fuck you Sam Raimi

Just saw spiderman 3 . . . and while there were parts i liked, i can't forgive spiderman being turned into an eyeliner wearing, disco dancing, emo. The cg for the sandman was great and the plot, whil...
Posted by Jonas on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:11:00 PST