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El Zilch-o

Chaffin; not just a name, a way of life.

About Me

I am not good at saying stuff about myself...

My Interests

Life giving waffles, all must kneel to their greatness.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, only because of the epic battle to keep the world from being destoyed from some intense time paradox blatantly cause by my foolish self.

Music:

The kind you listen too.

Movies:

Swordfish, Indiana Jones, good old fashion zombie movies, streetfighter the movie, stealing harvard, the warriors, back to the future, evil deads, run ronnie run, stealing harveard, emperor's new groove, ferris bueller's day off, wayne's world, kung fu, blues brothers, and many more....

Television:

Greg the bunny, aqua teen, Futurama, Mr.Show, police dramas, more cartoons

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, cause when the undead rise I'll be ready.

Heroes:

This one time I went to a concert and a homeless guy came up to me and my friend Randy and asked for money cause he pissed his pants. The thing is, he really pissed his pants.......yeah that guys is my hero.

My Blog

Freebird

    I beat it...on expert.  For those of you that know what I am talking about, this is not a braggins its pure unadulterated joy.  If ye are a guitar hero you understand its ...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

The reason my picture is a hand.

    I recently whent to California...whent, is that spelled right?  California is to boring, I don't get it, its sunny and clear ALL the time.  Where is the random thunder sto...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

This day, that is cursed for Chaffins.

    Today is April Fool's Day, a day where people run around pullin' mad pranks on fools.  I, myself have already been "had", no big deal, its a proven fact that I am a fool. ...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

Holy Crap...I am a fool.

Ok, here is another one of those mighty life lessons I like to hand every now and again.  If there has been a winter storm that knocks out power to your entire area for all most a week DO NOT DRI...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

Can't say the CH word...

    People should start telling their kids Santa is not real, youngens may cry or they could say "its bout time yall stopped witt the lyin"...not sure why the kids went a little gansta ...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

Drunk

whitey got me drunk save me!
Posted by El Zilch-o on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Educating young minds.

Here is a simple equation... 50 multiplied by any  number of zeros will always be zero. Thank you Buddy for your wisdom.
Posted by El Zilch-o on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

I like Pitfall

My big toe hurts when I don't wear a sock.
Posted by El Zilch-o on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

Dirty Noodle Love

Its been awhile since I've had a good rant.....what to say, what to say....blkja!  I'm gettin me some Wheat Thins (tm).........ok, where did I put my camera?  Thar she be!   Now I needs...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Guessmatics

    I have invented a mathmatic system, one that will change the very way people think or turn...as the title of this bliz-ogg suggests, it is Guessmatics.  The equations are simpl...
Posted by El Zilch-o on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST