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So you ever just meet one of those people who are too strange for words but for some reason you keep coming back to see what they say? I'm one of those people, I'm like a train wreck, you don't wanna look, and yeah I can be disgusting, but for some reason you're rubber necking me. I'm chaotic, emotional and sometimes you hate me so much you wanna put a bomb under my bed....but then later on you love me and you just can't help it.
I ramble a lot, and talk to myself. I'm a odd bird with many quirks. I'm who ever I wanna be at a moment, and I listen to whatever I wanna listen to. I change my look almost as often as my hair color, right now I'm back to shades of Auburn. Red heads have fun right?
I like to end sentences in.....
Annoying huh? Get use to it it's a phase I will never grow out of.
I'm married by law, SINGLE by choice.
I'm Irish, Cherokee, German and Sioux mix, I have a major temper! LOL! Scary right, no really think about it....
I'm 28 years old and I'm unemployed now, yay me....
I get along better with men then women. I always told my dad I should have been a boy, and most everyone agrees with that.
Wanna get in a burping contest?
Babe I could make your toes curl with my burps, I fucking rock when it comes to burping!
On a side note just to throw in because it's my fucking page so I can do what I want, GAYNESS ROCKS! There is nothing hotter then gayness...keep that in mind....
A few Quotes I have been known to say
1) Halloween was invented so that one night of the year I'd fit in....
2) My Body is a Canvas, Ink ME
3) I may not be the brightest Crayola in the box, but DAMNIT Im at least Periwinkle!
4) Stop yanking my chain, I like it where it is!
5) I wanted to get a job at Hooters but they said I had to grow my left boob first!
6) Temper you wanna talk about temper? I have Cherokee, Sioux, German and Irish blood running through my veins, to HELL with your temper!
7)I was born with dark hair and dark skin, now Im pale skinned with light hair. Apparently the Irish part of me sent the Cherokee part of me to a reservation!
8) Fucking Douche Snozzle! (Thanks to my friend Rusty for that favorite term)
9) Hes a Fucktard on a mission!
P.S. at the very bottom is a small chat room for fun...
If you want to add me as a friend then please send me a message first. I get tired of getting random requests and not knowing a damn thing about you. Why would I add you if I don't know anything about you?
BTW, my personal life is just that...PERSONAL. If you know me or know of me or are friends of friends of friends, that still does not give you the right to broadcast my life choices to those in my family or who may know those in my family. I love my family but they do not see eye to eye with some of my life choices, nor do they know about some of them. I would appreciate it if you did not "spill the beans". If I wanted them to know then those who I'd want to know WOULD. Thank You. (And no nothing happen, I'm just putting a tighter lid on the can before someone goes and opens it)AMUSING FACT OF THE DAY! The largest sex orgy in
recorded history, involving
7,000 participants, took place
in the year 200 B.C.
in Rome. :D
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... one of a kind
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