I'd like to meet:
Jessica Alba, For obvious reasons ; ) The President, So I could ask him WTF are you doing... Your the most powerful person in the world and the best you could do is Laura.
Music:
Everything that sounds good.
Movies:
Meet the Parents, the best movie ever. It's all about the comedies.
Television:
Reality TV Junkie(Amazing Race, Survivor), South Park, Dexter, Lost, Prison Break, House.
Books:
Does reading Maxim count?
Heroes:
Your Mom!