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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I'm Rick Hunter, Bitch!
Birthday: 14sep72 Goddam I'm old!
Birthplace: MOM! duh!
Current Location: Friendswood/webster, Tx. Woo Hoo!
Eye Color: Mostly white with a black spot in the center and that ring around the damned thing keeps changing!
Hair Color: Hell! Grey with some reddish brown in it.
Height: Well, at one point I was six foot, but now I'm about 5'10.5". Thanks, Powerlifting, for squinching me short!
Right Handed or Left Handed: sinister!
Your Heritage: totally crackinated! Honkyus Maximus is the latin term, I believe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: thongs. Not the flip flops, but girls underwear, tied to my toes. Its surprisingly liberating!
Your Weakness: Being too friggin awesome!
Your Fears: Rats! Big fucking rats with ten inch dicks whispering "here, kitty kitty!"
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm a personal trainer! Pizza is the devil! Well, okay, as much meat as you can pile on.....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: NOT return to powerlifting, and do better in my new personal training business! WHOA a straight answer!? I mean, ummm, boobies!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: some people shoulda been a blowjob.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whoa! Who's pants am I wearing?
Your Best Physical Feature: heh heh. Oh, I mean, um, my eyes and my shoulders. I seem to have two of both.
Your Bedtime: dunno. I"m usually asleep when it happens
Your Most Missed Memory: my youth. Perhaps I should cut down on the drinky drinky, eh?
Pepsi or Coke: back to the personal trainer thingy.. um, mineral water with a multivitamin in it..
MacDonalds or Burger King: I can honestly say neither! but I can be tempted with whataburger.
Single or Group Dates: both. at the same time even! There's plenty of daddy to go around!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: there's a difference? Howsabout some green tea with peach. that stuff rocks!
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither. New York cherry cheesecake ice cream! Oh, shit! I mean, as a personal trainer, I understand how important nutrition is and blah blah blah..
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee flavored coffee! Denis Leary has the right idea!
Do you Smoke: one cigar per month, but its always consensual.
Do you Swear: I use the word fuck like its my last fucking name!
Do you Sing: I sing like an exquisitely gifted gila monster
Do you Shower Daily: yeah, no funky butt here! sometimes I even use soap!
Have you Been in Love: only every time I look in the mirror! Damn I get better looking every day! I can't wait till tomorrow!
Do you want to go to College: Already done all that. 'sides, learning stuff never taught me nothin!
Do you want to get Married: How fucking dare you cuss at me like that!?
Do you belive in yourself: well, mebbe a little.
Do you get Motion Sickness: never. I get sick of not moving, though. I am the worst to take to the movies! I fidget, get up and walk laps in the aisle, mess with my dates hair, whatever, so long as I can move!
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell, I'd do me. In fact I do quite often! I'm a screamer though and it terrifies my roommates.
Are you a Health Freak: most the time. about 80/20. Benjamin Franklin said it best "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
Do you get along with your Parents: oh hells yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell I get nekkid and play in the rain as much as I can, or at least as often as I can outrun the police!
Do you play an Instrument: tuba and drums. (that ain't no smartass answer either))
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: me? drink? never? scuse me, I need another beer.
In the past month have you Smoked: just the one cigar, I swear. If ya don't inhale it don't count, right?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do multivitamins and ibuprofin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, you could say that...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah! I SAID I went on a date, didn't I? duh! even had my mom drop me off early so my date wouldn't see...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hells no! And that's not the personal trainer even talking!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh, yeah, I luvs the fishies and wasabi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: every friggin day, baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, not in the last month...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: heh heh, yeah. what can I say, I'm a nekkid nut!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the show, baby!
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: naw, I get accused of delivering the goods too often though..
Ever been Beaten up: Oh, hell yeah! I"m a cop's kid. Every monday all the kids whose familia or friends got arrested over the weekend would come looking for me or the other cops kids. I usually hid the others and took it myself though.. I"m that guy.
Ever Shoplifted: naw, see above
How do you want to Die: REALLY FUCKING SURPRISED!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll get back to ya on that. Was thinking about running the auditions for a local strip club...
What country would you most like to Visit: dunno. mebbe australia?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not picky, so long as she has two, or at least a really good glass eye
Favourite Hair Color: not picky again! Hell, I don't even mind the bald chick thing. Just don't be mangy!
Short or Long Hair: see above
Height: taller than five feet, I get accused of picking on midgets and dwarves too much!
Weight: well, that's kinda shallow, howsabout if she's just happy with herself. Being a personal trainer (I think I've mentioned that before, right? I can fix anything I dont like) But I gotta like what's between yer ears first!
Best Clothing Style: Toga or gym clothes, mainly
Number of Drugs I have taken: hell, who hasn't experimented at one point or another. I"m evading the question, I know!
Number of CDs I own: a buttload! But nowadays I pirate music! AVAST ye scurvy swine! arrr!
Number of Piercings: none active. used to have the tongue and both ears though..
Number of Tattoos: four, but I keep threatening to get number five any day now....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too friggin numerous to list or bother with!

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