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melissa

en un beso, sabrás todo lo que he callado

About Me

i try not to judge. i'm adopted. people fascinate me. i love to read [trashy] historical romance novels. i procrastinate like it's my effing profession. i love drinking local beers and foreign wines. i'm a dork. i love to make people laugh...even at my own expense. i love my family. i love the beach at sunset. i care too much. i'm a lover, not a fighter. i love escargo and mussels and spinach and anything garlic. i dance to the music inside my head. i'm a redhead. i appreciate the [everyday ordinary] little things taken for granted. i dance to the music outside my head. i try to eat organic. i do and want to fight for the underdog. i give effing great massages. i love the color purple. i listen. i love my friends. i love to laugh. i'm creative. i like most anybody that isn't an asshole. i love to dance in the rain. i'm addicted to thunderstorms. i love to roll my window down in my car and blast music and sing along. i think the power of human touch is underrated. i have a great personality. i love giving. i'm waiting for my prince charming. i love to travel. i love soy milk better than regular milk. i buy my friends cake and sandwiches and booze. i give a lot of hugs because their powers are underestimated. i'm semi-addicted to getting tattoos: i have 8 tattoos and many piercings. i love to burn incense. i'm a cuddle whore. i can be very sentimental. i'm talented at loosing or misplacing things on a daily basis. i always keep the fortune and throw the cookie away. i say 'wicked' a lot. i am cooler than a polarbear's bum. i love to drink tea. i can never remember the entire lyrics of a song, and if i do, it's pretty amazing. i've fallen in love with whiskey sours. i'm totally a romantic at heart.
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My Interests

my family. friends. movies. music. people. my job. photography. eating. sleeping. the outdoors. reading. listening. tattoos. piercings. laughing boisterously. loving. drinking. theatre. caring about others too much. creativity. eating applesauce without a spoon. poetry. the beach. skinnydipping. sunsets. tarot. bbqs. singing along to loud music. local beers and foreign wines. kissing. fortunes from fortune cookies. british comedy. dancing. hugging people. daydreaming. cuddling. trying new and fascinating things. cannonball contests. cooking for others. seaglass. contemplation. spicy food. boys and girls with sleeves. ian's eggplant jam. things from the '60s and '70s. sudoku. artsy stuff. dental floss. farmer's markets. meditation. sipping herbal teas. holding hands. beaujolais and bathsalts by candlelight. messin with sasquatch. improv comedy. cloudy days. my toolbox kit i got one christmas from my dad. garlic lover's hommus. art modeling. lazy days in which i get to wear my pajamas all day. mowing my lawn with our ride mower. warding off disease with effervescing berocca tablets. my humidifier--it makes me feel like i'm in the jungle. danish läkerol pastilles. romance. making homemade soup. art. road trips. burritos. really good whiskey sours. campfires. the smell of campfire smoke. ginger people's ginger chews. dental hygiene. nero alliance. dia de los muertos skulls. being myself. hydrotherapy.

I'd like to meet:

someone. tattooed. funny. intelligent. caring. interesting. loving. honest. suave. genuine. not superficial. someone who likes telling the truth. male. female. both. people who know who they are and don't pretend to be something they aren't. cronies, lackeys and sidekicks. someone legitimately named cletus. basically anyone.

Music:

neil young. jimmy buffett. tom petty and the heartbreakers. paul simon. green day [the old stuff]. the pogues. john denver. ozzy/black sabbath. mozart. cake. the cat empire. sublime. the offspring. bob marley. johnny cash. fatboy slim. blind melon. queen. bush. warren zevon. the allman brothers band. talking heads. radiohead. frank zappa. bach. muse. franz ferdinand. the faint. electric six. bob dylan. ben lee. harvey danger. type o negative. billy joel. bruce springsteen. tchaikovsky. collective soul. cunninlynguists. clutch. 311. tears for fears. voltaire. gnarlemagne. tom jones. dropkick murphys. missy elliot. george clinton. brandi carlile. colonel claypool's bucket of bernie brains. rosie thomas. the cure. marilyn manson. feist. tori amos. robert plant & alison krauss. the kinks. the hood internet. matt costa. rob zombie. architecture in helsinki. peter bjorn and john. timbaland. flyleaf. griffin house.

Movies:



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Television:

GREEN WING. Dead Like Me (seasons 1&2). csi: las vegas. who's line is it anyway?. nip/tuck. family guy. futurama. law and order. american idol (from an anthropological view, it's hilarious). family feud (richard dawson and richard karn). jeopardy. montel. house. late 80s up through will farrell snl. chapelle show. star trek: the next generation. boondocks. saved by the bell. most extreme elimination challenge. MST 3000. the cosby show. fresh prince of bel-air. america's funniest home videos. a handful of home decorating shows.THE OLD CLASSICS FROM MY CHILDHOOD: hey dude. beetlejuice. captain planet. salute your shorts. goosebumps. ahhh real monsters. pinky and the brain. animaniacs. california dreams. angry beavers. daria. dinosaurs. family matters. hercules: the legendary journeys. xena: warrior princess. mtv's: the dating game. the secret world of alex mack. space cases. land of the lost. kids in the hall. in living color. pete and pete.

Books:


The Poetry of Pablo Neruda
100 Love Sonnets: Cien sonetos de amor (Texas Pan American Series)
Dealing with Dragons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Book One
Searching for Dragons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Book Two
Calling ..ons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Book Three
Talking to Dragons: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Book Four
Mary's Land
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister: A Novel
Interview with the Vampire
Howl's Moving Castle
Stowaway Heart
Cowardly Clyde
Kermit the Hermit
How Droofus the Dragon Lost His Head (Sandpiper Books)
Cyrus the Unsinkable Sea Serpent
The Wump World
Big Bad Bruce
The Hobbit
The Mummy or Ramses the Damned
The Golden Compass (His Dark Materials, Book 1)
The Subtle Knife (His Dark Materials, Book 2)
The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, Book 3)
Siddhartha
Mountain Angel
Pure Sin
No Such Things
The Spooky Tail of Prewitt Peacock (Sandpiper Books)
Anxious Pleasures : The Sexual Lives of an Amazonian People
She's Not There : A Life in Two Genders powered by frazy.com

Heroes:

my family. katy. people who do good. people with passion and drive and lots of ambition. people who aren't afraid to live life.

My Blog

i LOVE this little kid. this is hilarious.

boy meets lobster "wow!"oh, geez....
Posted by melissa on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:42:00 PST

these beeches, they are belong to me.

needed new glasses and sunglasses...fab-u-lous!i hopefully pick these suckers up on friday.bling bling, baby....
Posted by melissa on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:16:00 PST

all around me

My hands are searching for youMy arms are outstretched towards youI feel you on my fingertipsMy tongue dances behind my lips for youThis fire rising through my beingBurning I'm not used to seeing youI...
Posted by melissa on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:28:00 PST

numerology according to fb

Your Life Path Number is 9 Your Life Path Number represents the path you should take through life and the talents and skills you have to make your journey a rewarding o...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:31:00 PST

oh dear lord, i’m so excited.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army comes out soon. i LOVED the first one, and this one just looks AMAZING times a million. ...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:18:00 PST

i don’t know where he found this...

an agony, a cold calculatedbetrayal is never so simple, a mannever so simplemy good friend/n zed brother posted this ages ago.liked it, can't seem to find it though...the thoughts in a headthat he fou...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:59:00 PST

yes. oh dear god, yes.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by melissa on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:38:00 PST

so effing cute.

Check out this video: korean baby singing hey jude ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:59:00 PST

best v-day ever, omgs.

so, okay.13th SUCKED royally.  was told the reason *he* didn't callfor about a    monthand a           ;    &nbs...
Posted by melissa on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST

bah!

me hates the snow.a lot.missed gnarlemagne too,shite.
Posted by melissa on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:55:00 PST