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So, yeah...What about me? There will be no stories this time just statements.I was born and raised in the Lehigh Valley and currently reside in the Poconos. I have a cat named Jet Black who will only drink from the sink and I'm pretty sure that he believes that we are a couple. My family and friends are my world. I am a Paramedic of 3 years and have been employed in EMS for 7 years. I like being outdoors when the weather is warm. I hate being cold. I love to do a ton of things, but for some reason only tend to participate in a few. I like all types of music to some degree. Rap/Hip-Hop is not music. My alcohol intake is directly linked to my level of activity ie: 3-4 drinks = Karoake, 6-10 drinks = Dancing, 12-up = illness. I am a practical realist who takes calculated risks. I embrace the promsie of tomorrow and respect the reality that promises are meant to be broken. I have loved and lost and I will love again. I have made mistakes. I learn lessons the "hard way". I don't believe that anyone can "reinvent" themselves, but I do believe that people change. I believe in 2nd chances and 3rds and 4ths and 5ths, etc.There's a lot more, but I need to save someting for simple conversation.
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Basics:
Name: Jared
Date of Birth: October 28th.
Birthplace: Easton.
Current Location: Henryville.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blond.
Height: 5'7ish.
Heritage: German/Hungarian.
Piercings: Both Ears.
Tattoos: Nope.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Billy Joel.
Song: Vienna.
Movie: Airplane!!
Disney Movie: I Definately Have No Idea.
TV show: Family Guy.
Color: Blue.
Food: Pickles.
Pizza topping: Sausage.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip.
Drink (alcoholic): Cosmopolitan.
Soda: Stewart's Root Beer.
Store: A/F (For Their Art)
Clothing Brand: Aero.
Shoe Brand: Puma.
Season: Fall.
Month: October.
Holiday/Festival: Halloween.
Flower: Ummm...
Make-Up Item: Ummm.... NO....
Board game: Stratego.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Fruit or veggie: To eat or date?
Night or day: Depends on what I am doing...
Sour or sweet: Sour.
Love or money: Love, Money comes and goes to often.
Phone or in person: Always in Person.
Looks or personality: A Reasonable Combination.
Coffee or tea: Tea, Please.
Hot or cold: Depends on what the reference is to.
Your:
Goal for this year: Maintain my Sanity.
Most missed memory: Can you miss a memory?
Best physical feature: My Smile (So I am told)
First thought waking up: Arghh, F#*^.
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Butt Implants.
Sesame street alter ego: Big Bird of Course.
Fairytale alter ego: Snow White had a decent thing going with 7 guys...
Most stupid remark: Must have blocked it from memory...
Worst crime: Like I would document such a thing...
Greatest ambition: Happiness.
Greatest fear: Unhappiness.
Darkest secret: Wouldn't be a secret if I wrote it, now would it?
Favorite subject: English.
Strangest received gift: Hmmm...
Worst habit: Probably Smoking.
Do You:
Smoke: See Above.
Drink: Everyone does.
Curse: F#*^ No!
Shower daily: Shower?
Like thunderstorms: As long as they are quiet.
Dance in the rain: Shower?
Sing: I try.
Play an instrument: I do.
Get along with your parents: Most of the time.
Wish on stars: When you wish upon a star...
Believe in fate: Totally.
Believe in love at first sight: Kinda Fateful isn't it?
Can You:
Drive: Sometimes.
Sew: Yeah. Shhh...
Cook: Somethings.
Speak another language: Some.
Dance: Depends on my B.A.C.
Sing: See Above.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Close.
Whistle: Yup.
Curl your tongue: Guess Not.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Been Sober is a better question.
Been Stoned/High: I Would Like to Invoke My 5th Amendment Right.
Eaten Sushi: Yup.
Been in Love: Yup.
Skipped school: Yup.
Made prank calls: Yup.
Sent someone a love letter: Yup.
Stolen something: When I was little.
Cried yourself to sleep: Yup.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Stupidity.
Are you right or left handed? Right.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get There.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, Water, Food.
What is the color of your room? Beige.
Do you have any siblings? An Older Brother.
Do you have any pets? A Cat.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I Can't Answer That.
What is you middle name? D.
What are you nicknames? J.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I Support.
What are your thoughts ..ion? All other health matters are a PRIVATE issue.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Hell Yeah!!!
Are you afraid of the dark? No.
How do you want to die? Quickly.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I have no Idea.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? I think I would.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Who wrote this, the FBI?
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
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Biggest turn-off The Opposite Sex.
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My Interests

In this order: Family, Friends, Music, Dining, Drinking, Traveling, Clubbing, Karokake, Broadway, EMS, etc.
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I'd like to meet:

I enjoy meeting new people... It's a perk of my profession. Outside of that I enjoy meeting people with similar interest, especially when it comes to music. As for Mr. Right... he's around.
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
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Music:

I definately have an eclectic taste in music. Billy Joel and Elton John are my favorites and I like everyday B104/98.5KRZ pop. DMB and Greenday rocks!! Classic Rock like the Eagles, Beatles, Lennon, Joplin, Journey, ZZ Top,etc. Metal, like Metallica and Ozzy. Pretty much anything Disco. Diana Ross and the Supremes, The Temptations and pretty much anything Motown. Oldies 50's and 60's stuff. Big Band Music (yeah I was a band geek). Showtunes. Some (rare) country music. Orchestral stuff like the Boston and Philadelphia Pops and a whole lot more that I have not mentioned.

Movies:

Childhood: Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Back to the Future (all 3), The Goonies... Teen Years: Cruel Intentions (we lived life by this movie and to this day Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve) is my personal theme song), The Mask (such a cool soundtrack), Titanic, LA Confidential, American Pie... Now: Oceans Eleven and Twelve, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Airplane!, The Day After Tomorrow, Saw, etc, etc. I'll add more as I think of them...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol, Law & Order, CSI: Miami, CSI, Will & Grace, M*A*S*H, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, ER, Wheel of Fortune, Deal or No Deal, The Golden Girls, The Sopranos, and many more.

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You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test

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Heroes:

Lynnette D. (Lambert) Baltz, 10/13/61-10/24/04