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L0kithx

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

LOL INTERNETS LOLOLOL I was once quoted as saying this for my biography:

"I was born a poor peasant farming boy. When I was seven I was sent to live with my uncle, who made me ritualistically beat squirrels with shovels. Then I died, was resurrected, died again, and then had my brain put into a robot. Then I took over the world, but seeing that I was inept at being a leader, I had scientists build me a time machine, went back, killed myself again, and then had my brain put into a less-evil robot body.
I like to ramble on about things. I like people who pay attention and read a lot. I don't like people who tag constantly and are blatently air headed. The whole purpose of this paragraph is to see if anyone reads profiles. I doubt it highly.
The song II'm just a crazy guy who does crazy things. I like to cruise around town on Saturdays and steal stuff off peoples lawns. I like to listen to peoples problems and help if I can. I don't do it for everyone, but I won't turn you away if you need help. I love to talk on msn. I like to create an illusion to myself, telling myself I'm smart. Meh, I guess. I'm a total computer geek, and I love math and science. If you think you can deal with that still, please add me to msn. I love people who are smart and caring, and ale to deal with my crazy antics ^^. Ps. I am taken kthx.
I have a wide taste in music, ranging from Slayer to the Beatles. I'd be naming bands forever if I were to name them all. I go for music that is obviously thought out and put together with care. Lyrically and musically. I can be pretty boring to talk to on msn I guess. Meh, I try to be entertaining while I can. Hmm. I have aboslutely no self-esteem. Which is a pity for all of you who would like to make fun of my awful appearence for kicks. You aren't shattering much.

My Interests

Cooking.
Sewing.
Kittens.
Plotting mankind's destruction.
Cookies.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus