Andrew - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a male, on the outside, 17 years old from Great Falls, VA. I go to Thornton Adolescent Daycare. I live in a big house but I'm really poor. I am completely and utterly desireless in every way shape and form. I think that I am alot like Martin Luther King or Gandhi with the spirit and intensity of Kurt Cobain. I love animals and respect their rights and I don't see why accepted sexual behavior here in corrupt and facsist America has to be limited by constraints based on the superficial standard of species. Although I have had to endure the fact that I am a product of a long line of inbreeding, I feel that I have overcome my handicap to the best of my abilities. I am also a really good driver. The only thing that pisses me off is when white people are made of fun of- I have a rich white heritage and it is not to be made fun of. REVERSE RACISM REALLY TICKS ME OFF!

My Interests

abstract writing, getting sick, eating liquified foods, talking about anuses, and whacking off my two jack russell terriers.

I'd like to meet:

KURT COBAIN, KURT COBAIN, KURT COBAIN....also Charles Manson or Hitler, I don't agree with them or anything I just think they're really interesting...

Music:

nIrVaNa, smiths, elliot smith, bright eyes, neil young (80's stuff), and NWA (even though a black person once told me that they don't like this group)

Movies:

I don't know the name, it's some movie in black in white that my friend made where a guy and girl are talking on the phone and then the girl puts lipstick on her vagina-I really understood that movie on a deeper level and stuff.

Television:

television sucks my creative fountain dry and makes me feel sad like a fly trapped in a sewer drain that smells like the urine of david lynch after a hefty asparagus dinner.

Books:

Buddhism For Kids, Kurt Cobain Journals, Mein Kampf

Heroes:

KURT COBAIN-everyone exploits him and no one understands him. His lyrics make me feel human and stuff.