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i would like to have dinner with homer simpson and tyler durden (fight club). i reckon that, firstly, it would be funny to watch. then they would get on swimingly together, get drunk, have a feed then fight over the last bbq chicken wing....... "
the mars volta, bloc party, nirvana, at the drive in, goldie, rjd2, tom waits, beck, bjork, jeff buckley, nofx, bright eyes, josh pyke, the smiths, dosdedos (check em out - punk ass fuckers), the avalanches, ac/dc, aphex twin, blur, gorillaz, decoder ring, queens of the stone age, the eels, fatboy slim, gerling, gomez, inxs, jurassic 5, led zeppelin, the beatles, leonard cohen, the libertines, the shins, the kinks, the strokes, fantomas, NIN, pearl jam, paul kelly, the pixies, primus, the prodigy, radiohead, rage against the machine, sigur ros, snow patrol, the streets, toots, unicorns, violent femmes, weezer, the white stripes, tchaikovsky, chris matthews, rage against the machine, royksopp, the nothing, frenzal rhomb, bob marley and the wailers, the eels, belle and sebastien, rodriguez, tool, cujo, ani defranco, jose gonzalez, descendents, the transplants, the distillers, the follow, punky tescadero, bob evans, the living end, xavier rudd, ben harper, g love, pink floyd (especially syd barrett stuff), ween, queen, d'arcy, blur, cat power, cat stevens, chemical brothers, cog, crowded house, the cure, daft punk, dave matthews band, the doves, ellliot smith, the vines, you am i
fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, big fish, candy, team america (fuck yeah), requiem for a dream, you and me and everyone we know, v for vendetta
family guy, drawn together, south park, futurama, simpsons, any type of documentary - all great for lazy, stoned, rainy days...
books that makes you wanna get up and get active 'bout something, anything!!! except porn! anything classy and artsy. um, i like reading biographies, art books, graffiti journals by 'banksy' dark shit like orwell and lighter stuff like tim winton...An extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO who was among the first British soldiers to liberate Bergen-Belsen in 1945.CampI can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and childen collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanitySource: Imperial War museum
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 18-2-81 (same forwards and backwards, oooooo)
Birthplace: Corowa
Current Location: Sydney
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 187cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on how quickly i want to come...
Your Heritage: Australian/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dirty smelly all stars
Your Weakness: good times with no responsibilties
Your Fears: i hope the music never ends
Your Perfect Pizza: calzone just down from abercrombie street, it has VERYTHING on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay out of trouble
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you can clean out my garage while i polish your oscar
Thoughts First Waking Up: who are you!
Your Best Physical Feature: my 2 left feet
Your Bedtime: when the drugs and alcohol are gone
Your Most Missed Memory: huh?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: nup
Single or Group Dates: one at a time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is this a marketing thing?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: capo
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: only to increase dramatic effect
Do you Sing: try to
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: if i find the right girl who will put up with me - sure
Do you belive in yourself: i can touch myself so, sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: when my head stops spinning
Do you think you are Attractive: do you?
Are you a Health Freak: freak? yes. health freak, nup/.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: that just before a thunderstorm smell is electric
Do you play an Instrument: several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: a bit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: been pretty clean
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sorta
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep, made it myself
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: um...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: :) i didnt have any shorts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the time it took for you to read this, sorry.
Ever been Drunk: fukyeah
Ever been called a Tease: maybe?
Ever been Beaten up: yep, fucking wanksters!
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: get hit by a cool car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Chopper
What country would you most like to Visit: somewhere in south america, those guys party hard.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as you are looking at me, then it doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color: dunno, we can make it any colour depending on our moods
Short or Long Hair: i like something to hold onto
Height: about, um, that high,
Weight: can i pick yopu up?
Best Clothing Style: my style
Number of Drugs I have taken: can't remember
Number of CDs I own: mp3
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets, ~!
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