Recycling/Veganism/NRA/Discoteching at the Discotecha/Banana Republic/Gambling/standing on the wall with my polo on, talking to that girl with the liz claiborne/Uma Thurman's feet/lshismp/2/.../!/@/#/$/%/^/&/diet Coke/diet Pepsi/diet Dr. Pepper/diet Mr. Pibb/diet Sprite/diet 7-UP/diet Mtn Dew/diet Mellow Yellow/diet Schweppe's/diet Fresca/diet Tab/diet Mtn Dew Code Red/diet Cherry Vanilla Pepsi/diet Barque's/Aqua Scuba Death Ball brought to by the fine folks at Gatorade (This is a very esoteric joke the dates back to High School, ignore it)/diet Gatorade
Rick Moranis (as darkhelmet)...and um, like...Don King. AND Winston Wolff, that dude is a fackin pro. Gordon Gecko. Milla Jovovich, for serious. Madonna's faux British accent, not her as an entity, or even her real voice, but the annoying bullshit accent that everyone hates...fucking spectacular. Stephen A. Smith...why you ask, because I've got a decent impersonation of him going, and I really want to scream in his face, "RASHO NESTEROVIC!! How in the world is RASHO NESTEROVICH going to gaurd Rasheed Wallace in the Post?!", people who don't watch b-ball have no idea what that means, and that's cool. Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddy (and Dr. Nick Riviera). Jamie Gertz circa 86' or so after the "Lost Boys" wrap party. Floyd. Audrey Horne, this is before she got blown up.
A Tribe Called Quest/Ambulance Ltd./Annie/Animal Collective/The Arcade Fire/Art Brut (lshismp)/Basement Jaxx/The Beastie Boys/The Beatles/The Beta Band/Bjork/Bloc Party/Blur/Brazilian Girls/Brian Eno/Broken Social Scene/Built To Spill/Neko Case/Catherine Wheel/Clap Your Hands Say Yeah/The Clash/The Coral/The Cure/Daft Punk/David Bowie/Deep Dish/Depeche Mode/Destroyer/DJ Shadow/Doves/Echo and the Bunnymen/Gorillaz/Interpol/Massive Attack/Modest Mouse/Morrissey/My Bloody Valentine/My Morning Jacket/The National/Neutral Milk Hotel/New Order/The New Pornographers/Oasis/OHN/Outkast/Pixies/Portishead/Radiohead/ RJD2/Rogue Wave/Ryan Adams/The Sea and /The Smiths/Steely Dan/Stereolab/The Stills/The Stone Roses/The Strokes/Super Furry Animals/Swan Lake/Talking Heads/Ted Leo and the Pharmacists/Thievery Corporation/U2/Ulrich Schnauss/Underworld/Urge Overkill/The Walkmen/Ween/Weezer/Wilco/Wolf Parade/WU-TANG/Yo La Tengo...OH yeah, and "The Fray", listenig to them really makes me want to go to Starbucks...
Ernest Goes to Camp/Ernest in Space/Who am I kidding, anything with Jim Varney/Pulp Fiction
Dharma and Greg reruns. That new VH1 reality show with Lisa Loeb, I am PRAYING (To God) that she finds true love. 8TH AND OCEAN. When the fuck is the second season of 8th and Ocean coming out? If anyone knows can I please get an update...I'll probably have to talk to Satan to get this information, he definitely green lit season uno (one in Spanish...Ok TV I actually like, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Lost, The Wire, Rescue Me, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Jeopardy
Charlotte's Web/Gravity's Rainbow...Thomas Pynchon is a straight up GANGSTA(V.)...so is David Foster Wallace(Infinte Jest)/Don DeLillo(Underworld/Libra/White Noise/Mao II)/Jonathan Lethem(The Fortress of Solitude/Motherless Brooklyn/gun, with occasional music)/Bret Easton Ellis(Glamorama/Less Than Zero/American Psycho)/Chuck Palahniuk(Lullaby/Survivor/Choke)/Stuart Dybek(I Sailed With Magellan/The Coast of Chicago(Pet Milk))/Jonathan Frazen/Irvine Welsh/Tom Wolfe(some, not I Am Charlotte Simmons, fucking terrible)/Tobias Wolff/Raymond Carver/Jay McInerney/Arthur Phillips/Elmore Leonard/them Harry Potter and LOTR books, quite enjoyable if you ask me/ANYTHING by Doctor PHIL...I read Ulysses and it still hasn't gotten me laid, very disappointing, I need to spend some extra time in coffee houses hitting on chicks who look vaguely like gothish Lisa Loeb types and are members of the communist party whilst moonlighting in Eco-terrorist outfits.
Dan Quayle/Funkmaster Flex/Nancy Grace/actors...all of them, because they are better than you and I...I know what you're thinking...yes, even Tom Arnold