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MySpace Commentsworking on being a better person. I wanna change this entire profile daily. I'd rather be hot than cold, I should be living in South Beach. I love heels. I watched a guy hang from his nipples on halloween at Masquerade and enjoyed it, but my favorite thing to watch is hopeless crackheads transform into happy and helpful spiritual beings. Intelligence turns me on. I wanna save the world, immunize families in somalia, or just be helping somebody somewhere for the rest of my life.I'll dance for 5 hours straight and I've considered mainlining folgers. The first thing I think when I can't find something is someone stole it. I'm a mom when my kid wants me to be, a college graduate well all the time, i'm supposedly a reporter...but i'm more of a bum since i became temporarily disabled...i can be a roadie at night (i really rarely do the roadie thing only when i'm desperate for money and abuse)I help save people from moral and spiritual despair in between. it's really hard to fit that into my bum schedule. guess i'm learning to enjoy the inward journey rather than the outward...of course i will travel one day now that my relationship with god is righter (if that's a word) than it used to be and i'm realler (if that's a word) than i've ever been i'm ready to accept all the wonderful gifts this world has to offer me. I'm a muthafuckin joy to behold.I luv my friends who leave comments bc that validates my existence. I still love my daughter more than anything else in the world. We are so much alike and so much not alike at the same time. She teaches me how to live and I hope I do the same for her. i WAS obsessively concerned about making sure my 3 fairy's are equally aligned on my page, so instead of fucking with em anymore...i deleted em.. onto bigger betta thingz. i luv my jew friend bc he cracks me up.. "If you save one person you save the world."

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Eysenck's Test Results
Extraversion (81%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Neuroticism (54%) medium which suggests you are moderately worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Psychoticism (63%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense of the well being of others
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Buried at PhotoCasket.comi just can't get rid o this for some readon: I really like being a follower, I skydive regularly and perform faith healing out of the yangtze river. I enjoy counting my millions of dollars over and over again..just to make sure it's all still there. I have 15 cars, but I enjoy driving my rolls the best. I really love throwing parties at my castle with guests such as gwen stefani, marilyn manson, and the guys from gorillaz. I love feelin up my own double D breasts and having sex with max collins from eve 6. I spend time on the island I own off the coast of spain and I often visit remote african villages to feed starving pygmies.


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I'd like to meet:

a mortgage broker
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Music:

buddy guy.....no shame.... jim croce that's right..... evanescence, linkin park, shoulda put u2 first....damn, the doors, marc broussard, poe, muddy waters, soundgarden, porno for pyros,billy joelNIN, petaaaaaaaaah muuuuuuuurpheiyyy, the pretenders, dmb, sundays, amos lee, john lee hooker, sting, david bowie, arrested development, jem, sublime, siouxie, tori and sarah, ministry, PRIMUS!!!!,staind, elton, fabolous, david gray, five for fighting, pixies, sex pistols, fiona apple,kid rock, 3 doors down, eminem, nirvana, buddy holly, kenny rogers (isaid that too) shit willy nelson's alright, oasis, tha revolting cocks, johnny cash, gorillaz,big bad voodoo daddy,counting crows (did i say that already?), all american rejects, so i like fall out boy too, ooh ooh um.......... fuck lost it he sings...daughters, ok reba, and some kenny chesney, powerman 5000, i remember now...john mayer, kmfdm,reba, busta rhymes, duran duran, disturbed, prong foo fightersdepeche mode, audioslaverhcp, ministry, all house....don't know it just dance to it, girly music, god...i can't forget reggae luv to have that playing in my house on sunny days, mmmm yea, and anything evil sounding..........
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Movies:

4 rooms,hail to the king baby.narnia natural born killerz, the dark crystal, snatch, immortal beloved, truman show,there is no i in "team america", blues bros, meet the parents, shrek, scream 1,2,3,4, eternal sunshine, 40 yr old virgin, cable guy, anything with jim carrey and any movie by quentin terantino,chicago, film analysis class has helped me appreciate just about anything.

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Books:

the big book of aa, the dictionary and thesaurausessese i just sit around reading those. idiot's guide to everything.
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Heroes:

my daughter, sandy p.,rachel (thank god), hp, my orthopedic surgeon, the addict that didn't use today, and anyone who answered the phone when i needed to talk.