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Wonder Steve

Today... is a panty partaaay...

About Me


Pen, ink and Illustrator CS2.
Mock gig posters for the band, Murder Practice. I'm gonna be working on improving these.

"The Stoner and the Cyclops"
Work in progress.

Done in pen and ink.
Model: Maddy

Pen, ink and Corel Painter.
Likeness: My beloved Joe. (It looked a lot more like him before I started inking it.)

Work in progress.
Model: Joe Hail

Work in progress.
Model: Robbie
All Artwork &copy 1998-2006 Slackiron Industries

My Interests

Live shows and a mean pit. Pin-ups, illustration, sculpture, painting. Design. Customization. Creating. Storytelling. The aesthetics of the 40s and 50s. Military history. War games. (Currently playing Rise of the Witch-King and Command and Conquer 3) SDC. Honesty, honor, humility. My silly ideals. Leading. Farts, goofing off and innocent fun. Stupid, stupid puns. Cooking. Customizing. Charm. Laughs. Accuracy. Simplicity. Complexity.
Current Guilty Pleasures:
Supermarket Napalm
I am fucking fascinated with this shit, "liquid gel charcoal fluid with natural orange oil." It's fuckin orange-scented napalm available at your local supermarket. What... the... fuck?

I'd like to meet:

Nobody else, really! Fuck off. You're not important nor are you special. So, do yourself a favor and don't even bother requesting my "friendship."
Note: I will fucking delete anybody that puts "Thanks for the add..." in my comments section or fucking generic insincere wishes for my holiday to be happy. I hate that shit.

Music:

Genres: Pogo punk, some indie rock and a little bit of country.
Bands: The Queers, The Phenomenauts, Groovie Ghoulies, Screeching Weasel, Teen Idols, The Eyeliners, The Huntingtons, The Mopes, The Methadones, Teenage Harlets, The Rezillos/Revillos, Mazzy Star, The Arrogants, cub, Buck, LMX (The Lisa Marr Experiment), Skeeter Davis, Kathy Young & the Innocents.
last.fm profile
Favorite Songs at the Moment:
None. I've been listening to Adam Carolla's radio show on my ipod lately.

Movies:

Eh, they're okay.
Movies That I've Recently Seen and Enjoyed: Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Road to Perdition, Memento, V for Vendetta, The Maltese Falcon, Double Indemnity, Jackass: Number Two, 300.
And Some of My All Time Favorites: Iron Giant and Detroit Rock City.
Movies I'm Looking Forward to Seeing: ...

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Band of Brothers, Futurama, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Adam Carolla Project, Tough Crowd, The Simpsons, Roughnecks, The (original) Man Show, Quantum Leap, Wildboyz, Justice League, Big Guy and Rusty, Venture Brothers, Ultimate Fighter, Random 1, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, To Catch a Predator, Belle and Sebastian.
Current Guilty Pleasures:
American Idol...
Favorite Episodes at the Moment:
None.

Books:

Preacher, Blue Monday, Sin City and The Catcher...

Heroes:

The hard-luck heroes, who stick to their guns when the whole world seems to hand them shit at every turn and the tragic hero, who continues to stand for what they believe in, in the face of the toughest of opposition, while they barely endure perpetual pain, sorrow and misery. They somehow muster the strength to keep their stupid heads up. I salute you, you poor fucking bastards.
Favorite Heroes at the Moment:

"A quick-shooting cowboy, Vigilante may not be one of the more well-known members of the Justice League, but he can hold his own. He's loyal to his teammates and will stick with them until the bitter end."

Kilian Qatar, second in command of the Brotherhood of Nod

My Blog

I Won $25 Using Blingo.com!!!

Blingo is a search engine, powered by Google, that gives you the chance to win prizes like movie tickets, gift cards ($25-$250), iPods, PSPs and more, every time you make a search. The prizes vary mon...
Posted by Wonder Steve on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Interview with Joe Queer, yeah, from the fucking Queers, mother fucker.

I interviewed Joe Queer October of last year, in San Jose, while on tour. Here's the transcript. Steve Schett: What are the Queers about? Joe Queer: I dont know, this late in the ball game, I dont kn...
Posted by Wonder Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST