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Monkey Mosh

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Im one bad ass monkey...... go ahead and give me another banana.....laugh at the funny things i do ........ you wont be laughing so hard when i shove that banana up your ass.

My Interests

Im currently locked up like a little bitch at the zoo..... got arrested for harrassing some broad. How the fuck is jumping up and down and grinding on a leg harrasment? I was just trying to get some.... but that whore pressed charges and shit.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is chill with primates should be down with me. I am easy to get along with but if you piss me off.... its poo in the face....

Music:

Down for the core.

Movies:

When animals attack 6 :drunk horny monkeys. (im on the cover), Planet of the Apes........ 12 monkeys...

Books:

How to Kill Whitey, curious george goes to the zoo

My Blog

JAILBREAK

YO NIGGAS IM BUSTIN THE FUCK OUT TONITE. FUCK THIS PLACE IM OUT. IM GONNA NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW AND SHIT SO ALL YOU FINE ASS BITCHES LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU BE STAYIN AND SHIT.
Posted by Monkey Mosh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lockdown

The zoo is a fucked up place man....... niggas in here goin crazy and shit for sure. Last night i was takin a shower and some big ass chimp came and rubbed up against my ass....... i beat that gay ass...
Posted by Monkey Mosh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST