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joseph

I am here for Friends

About Me

i smell funny, i look like the scab on a childs knee scrape, & when i speak all the wrong things come out!

My Interests

sailing, cooking, listening to music, butt sex with large animals, preferably rhino's!

I'd like to meet:

THE REAL ME

Music:

bone breaking beats & punk rock

Movies:

anything with FRED ASTAIRE in it!

Books:

pretty much anything non-fiction. i live in a fantasy world so i've got no time to read about it!