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Ant

I eat glue!

About Me

Muy Caliente! Ay ay ay! No really. Hot. And funny. I've got the bases covered, ladies.

My Interests

Sketch comedy/ Improvisation; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (10th Planet!); The Groundlings; Other people's points of view; Film/Theater; Chillin' out; History (emphasis on ancient); Bathroom humor; Didgeridoo; High-energy physics; Point Dume State Beach; Literature; World travel and cultures; Too much to list at MySpace.com.

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy shenanigans and smoothies. Smoothies more than shenanigans. Shenanigans less than milk shakes. Lovers of tomfoolery always welcome. People with a propensity to have a good time.

Music:

Candygram for Mongo; Everything from Abba - Zappa; working for years in a music store builds an appreciation. If you need specifics: Django Reinhardt, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Stan Getz, Doobie Brothers, Tool, Radiohead, Miles Davis, Pizzicato 5, Cibo Matto, Antonio Carlos Jobim, the list goes on.

Movies:

Stalag 17; Hero; Apocalypse Now; Death to Smoochy; Monty Python's Life of Brian; The Princess Bride; Rejected; The Lord of the Rings; The Shining; Team America; Audition; Shawshank Redemption; to name a few.

Television:

Daily Show; MST3K; Scrubs; Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles; Jericho; The Office; anything on the History Channel. NO reality television.

Books:

Dune; Harry Potter; Fast Food Nation; The Killer Angels; Flags of Our Fathers; The Lovely Bones; I'm a Stanger Here Myself; the Ikea catalog.

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

I've been drinking too much coffee and other musings

Dear Amanda,As a result, I've been getting some monster jitters lately.  As a matter of fact, I even have some chest pain at the moment, but that's probably stress from all the work I've got to g...
Posted by Ant on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:53:00 PST

We should all be so lucky.

Dear Amanda,True story, as related by the yogini:Imagine, if you will, a poor, poor yogi living in New Delhi, at the height of summer with no shelter of his own.  The marketplace in which he prac...
Posted by Ant on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST

Wow, I blogged!

Dear Amanda,This is the first true blog I'm doing here on MySpace.  I've never really blogged before, nor have I felt the urge to share my private thoughts with the public at large.  I find ...
Posted by Ant on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:07:00 PST

Fighting for Peace Is Like Fucking for Virginity

Can't claim that one. That one is Christine's fault.
Posted by Ant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors. We borrow it from our children."

An old Native American Proverb.
Posted by Ant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST