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Bryseman

Heh...heh...Hello...

About Me

I'm almost nineteen, 6'2", 175 lbs. I graduated from Berkner high school in Richardson. I'm a chill guy. I play the bass, guitar, and piano. I work at Cafe Brazil in Richardson. I like playing sports, hanging out, drinking, watching cartoons, watching UFC, and pretty much anything else that isn't absolutely crappy. I'm currently going to school at UNT, but I commute because of my job. That's about it. Oh and I would really love to have this guy's body: Frank Mir = 254 lbs of pure muscle
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My Interests

Academic Decathalon, Music, Sports, Working Out, Guitar, Bass, My Friends, Computers, Halo 2 Online, UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), Mixed Martial Arts, Chuck Norris

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that wants to meet me I guess. There's not many people I just naturally don't like, and to make me not like you, you have to do some really annoying shit. Meeting anybody is always a good thing unless you have lepracy...then I don't want to meet you.Oh, and these legendary badasses: Chuck Liddell, Andrei Arlovski, Matt Hughes, Royce Gracie, Dan Severn, Asseruio Silva, Vanderlai Silvia, Remy Bonjasky, Frank Mir, Tank Abbott, George St. Pierre, Quinton Jackson, Bob Sapp, Jesse Marunde, Marius Pudgenosky, Victor Wooten, Justin King, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Alexi Laiho, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen.Oh and Andy Timmons. Oh wait! I've already met him!And how could I have forgotten?!?!?! Bill Brasky.

Music:

I like pretty much everything. I grew up on heavy metal, Metallica, Pantera, Alice in Chains, and the like. But I have a broad range of appreciation for music. I like alternative, rap, country, classical, oldies, trance, reggae, and even that really weird crap that doesn't fall into any specific category. A few of my favorite bands are Metallica, Linkin Park, Willie Nelson, Apocalyptica, Reel Big Fish, Green Day, and Damian Marley. A couple of my favorite rappers are Ludacris, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, and Cammilonaire.

Movies:

Let me begin by saying that I don't like movies in general. Now, there are a few exceptions to this rule such as: The South Park movie, Basketball, Office Space, Bruce Lee movies, The Terminator Trilogy, and just a few others. I just don't like sitting still for that long when there is so much other stuff that I like more that I could be doing.

Television:

I love cartoons! South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Sea Lab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies. You get the idea. T.V. just doesn't get much better than that. There's a few normal shows that I like though. I like The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, and stand up comedey on Comedey Central. Oh, and for God Sake, Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is not just an actor playing Walker, he IS Walker, Texas Ranger.

Books:

I love scary and funny books. I liked all of the DooM books, House of Leaves, The Zombie Survival Guide, The lusty Lizard of Melancholy Cove, and there are various others. But for the most part, I hate reading stuff that I'm not interested in.

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

The past three weeks

The past three weeks have had some crazy twists and turns in there. I'm not going to go into too much detail here, but I just want everybody to know that I'm doing great. Fantastic even! Here's to ano...
Posted by Bryseman on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST

Leading a decent life

I hadn't thought about it in a while, but it came across my mind today and I just felt the need to share. There are a few guidelines I try to live my life by that I think make life great. And thus, he...
Posted by Bryseman on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

School

It's official: I detest school. College LIFE is amazing! However, I have to put up with school. I don't know what I thought would be different. It sucks just the same as high school did. I love all th...
Posted by Bryseman on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Time of my life?

Ok, I'm going to go into deep thought mode here for you all, so get ready!So this summer has been amazing! Partying nonstop, having fun with my friends all of the time, meeting new people, and ultimat...
Posted by Bryseman on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

Cheeseburger in Paradise

Ok, so I'm just giving this a go. Actually, not really. I'm posting in this to tell you all, that I do in fact have an online journal and I'm never going to use this one. Mine, is a deadjournal. Here ...
Posted by Bryseman on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:58:00 PST