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You can't stop me...

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

About Me

Aside from the stunning good looks you see above, I'm also ridiculously charming and enjoyable company. I'm currently attending American University in Washington, DC, born in New Jersey, and raised in Dallass, Texass.
Tim's Past Lives

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710 BC : Assassinated Revolutionary

435 AD : Some forgotten prophet

1870 AD : A rum runner

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The Knuckle Scrapper
People Iced: Thirty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Cheese Dirk
Get Your HITMAN Name I will die on Monday, August 27, 2063 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date

My Interests

Partying, meeting new people, and otherwise being a recluse in my computer and TV.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, but especially someone who can hook up a servicable fake ID.

Music:

Anything except country.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Godfather 1+2 (as far as I'm concerned 3 never happened). Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Super Troopers, Harold & Kumar, Grandma's Boy, anything with Pacino or De Niro, Fight Club, and last but most certainly not least, Crash. I'm sure I left a lot off, but I might add more.

Television:

Lost, Entourage, Scrubs, Daily Show, and Colbert Report.

Books:

Hithchiker's Guide, Animal Farm and anything by Dumas.

Heroes:

FDR, Jimmy Carter, and the parental units.

My Blog

My Draft Grades

Alright, folks. Since I'm such a slack-ass, or, you know, since I have finals, and I didn't post my final mock draft, and since I know you're all just jonesing for more of my input on the happiest two...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

My Mock Draft v 3.0

I'm back (much to your chagrin, I'm sure) and have a new post-free agency, post-pro day version of the mock draft. The big news is: Brady Quinn rising, Adrian Peterson falling (possibly very far) and ...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

Mock Draft v. 2.0 (Combine Edition)

Alright, sports fans, here it is, the first edition of Tim the Great's 2007 Mock NFL Draft! Now, you may notice, correctly, that the article is titled Mock Draft v. 2.0. I had drafted up a very prelim...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

My Turkey Murder Day

Oh my goodness. Yo minions, back at Tenley, or, home I suppose, after the Thanksgiving break. Went back to the source of it all (Jersey) for the occasion, and it was real nice to get to see some of th...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

My Gaze Cast Ever Forward

Okay, okay, I swear this will be the last one for two years, but I had to do it. Plus I had a shitty day and for some inexplicable reason discussing politics like this cheers me up. That's right folks...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

My Reaction

Whew, well that was a lot of fun, huh? For those of you who have lives, and couldn't stay up until 3 AM watching as the election returns came in, what follows are some reactions, and the big stories t...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

My Geekdom's Culmination (Election Forecast Enclosed)

Before I begin, I'd like to say that, on Monday evening, I was presented with a rare and special opportunity. I was able to attend a rally for Senate candidate Jim Webb in Virginia. While I attempt to...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

My Utter Fucking Despair

Wow, I want to kill myself right now. Or drink heavily. Or kill myself by drinking heavily. That debate was the low point of my adult life. Going in, I probably had the candidates ranked Friedman, Be...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

My Flip-Flopping

I love election season. Seriously, I'm such a geek for this horserace stuff. It's stuff like this that makes my current situation (A poli sci major in DC) absolutely PERFECT for me. Case in point, I'...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

Play Ball

In the ineffable words of the immortal Ice Cube, today was a good day. Woke up around 11 and got out to RFK just in time to see the Nationals game. I kind of liked the team before I moved out here, bu...
Posted by You can't stop me... on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST