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snoop

guess whos back in the mutha fuckin house

About Me

my nose rules my brain. food is my constant goal. i like sleeping and dropping skin-peeling farts. i will eat anything. i will sleep anywhere. i dont know my real mum and dad. i have very short front legs. i think you will agree my ears are my best feature.

My Interests

food. sleep. food. plastic bags that used to have food in them. bins. other peoples clean bedding. cushions. dog piss. poo. barking.

I'd like to meet:

other bassets as ive never seen one. or failing that just other dogs. or id like to fight rotweilers. like in an organised fight. proper rounds and that.

Music:

mostly ragga and rare groove and d=o=doubleG and that. Basically my I give props to my homies - Bugz, Chems, Robertson, Spaggage, Bambi on Icing, mostly ever eclectic not erectic cos that means the lipstick comes out and mum doesnt like that. I like Chaka Khan and Womack & Womack & Shirley Brown & Betty Wright Starvue & Leroy Hutson & Melissa Morgan & anything in the 80s soul section in car boot sales, cos in my previous life I was a strong black woman.

Movies:

Lassie, The incredible Journey, Babe, Free Willy, Lady & The Ramp, Harold & Maude, Enemy Mine, Dead Mans Shoes, weapons of ass destruction, Life is sweet, Rita Sue & Bob Too etc

Television:

lassie, gentle ben, cheers(big ears) pets win prizes, when good pets go bad, animals do the craziest things, its me or the dog, the dogsn of hazzard, beastenders

Heroes:

hush puppies, sara cox, poo