SARAH_Scandalous™ <MSB>

Sobe, we're totally BFF!! Does my thing taste good? Dude, where's my skin?? Shut your face up! It is amazing how such a little guy could make so much noise. YOU'RE the lesbian! My mind is a vast oblivion of knowledge! Three-for-one assassin deal? I don't remember everything that I know! Don't Thum me! My legs only have sex with boy legs. Oooh, Sarah has a boyfriend! Did you just hear that? Don't worry, it was a pop burp. Cam-e-RON? VAHH-TI. I love it when you say that. Remind me to tell you why I hate my life. Hi, my name is Mikey and I am a boy. I'm Sarah's boyfriend, DRAYTON! He just has word tourette's. Soy sauce is like the saltiest piece of death. Have you ever been thirsty? How do you feel about dinner? Do you like ham? A smelly old stinker is Denise. MIAMI! Uncle Dan, Uncle Dan, Uncle Dan. Call my phone number; I lost my phone. Faygo... FUCK MT. DEW! Guts guts guts. The Tournament of the Streets! Franksoverhere. Blackhead Squidward. Ogee-beef? Muckypants. Haddixonthecross. Mugly! Junk boy [1 and 2] Early-Pearly. What's up wit it, vanilla face? Dan Comics.
Best friend much? Yeah, she is. Her name's Denise Marie and we have the same mind. Becuase we're from the same country... good ol' Great Britain [lol]. This girl has basically kept me alive over the years, and I don't know where I'd be without her. We can have a serious, deep conversation about my fucked-up family, then go be retards 5 minutes later. And she's just my non-biological sister. We say the same thing at the same time. And we bake the best cookies. And we love to go to the mall solely for the purpose of making fun of everyone we see. And we love to take pictures of her dad being angelic. And we like to try to drive her dad's car, but getting afraid and running away when it turns on. And being drunk on life. And reading Dan, Higpoop, Snappy Pickles, and Flabbybutt comics - the classics. We love going to Panera and yelling at the devil to be quiet and be ashamed when the employees let him out and then have to clean up all the blood. And seeing Porkchop, Tony, The Kettle Corn Guy, and all of our other friends we make at South Park Shops. And making fun of pretty much every single guy I've gone out with. And making up great nicknames for every guy we know. And making epic videos in my house about banshees, puck rockers, Dinkus, all that stuff. And naming all my horses "Horsey". And we have the best sleepovers. And don't hang out with us, because we basically talk in inside jokes... so you'll be on the outside. We live in our own little world... prolly cuz we're "autistic" :D And we love to watch "Drayton" say his own name... cuz he's my boyfriend DRAYTON lol. And our phone convos and library visits and mall trips and hanging out and screaming and pretty much almost every bit of our free time together is frickin awesome.
"It's better to be a dork than a jerk!" This lovely girl's name is Nicole, and she's my other best friend and member of the Man Hater's Club. I don't know what I'd do without her, because she's my ONLY riding buddy, and without her, I'd prolly go insane. We've done so much and been through so much, like horse shows, Marybeth drama [don't ask], wrangling sheep, walking through endless muddy pastures, hating men, watching me struggle with stubborn horses, screaming at midnight over Gaze, going to breakfast, making fun of Tard, chasing cars, singing in Arby's, going on trail raides, fantasizing about walk-trot-old-man, running from Ceasar when he decides to be a racehorse, traveling to the 8th dimension, more Marybeth drama... you get the point. She's been there to help me freak out and magically get a saddle off of Ceasar, help me up when I fell [again... and again... and again], rant about men and family and horses and Marybeth- just about everything. We always have so much fun together wherever we go, even when it's just at King's laughing at her crazy aunt or walking in circles for hours at Janoski's. We'll always be friends, horses or no horses. =]
This kid might just be my best guy friend ever . His name is Jesse , but I call him many, many different things. Lol. We're not weird, we just have ADD... and damn proud of it! I honestly never thought that me and him could become such good friends, especially over myspace, but look at us now... internet besties haha! And *eventually* he's moving to PA.... which means that I'll be able to see my Jessekins ALL THE TIME, which also means that the world will probably die that day.Because we will most likely make the world implode haha. I love him, he is honestly everything and more I could ask for in a friend, and the world needs more people like him. Best friends for life =] This horse. I'm not sure where to begin to tell you all about him... he's wonderful. His name is and I'm in love with him. From the very first day I ever met him, I knew that me and him would make a stunning pair... and we did. We are a stunning pair. It was like starting a relationship with a new boyfriend, seriously... I'd spend a little bit of time with him each day, and spend more and more time, do more and more things with him... until all I wanted to do was be around him. I still remember the first time I ever said "I love you" to him... I was standing with him after a good lesson, petting him, talking to him... and I said it. Without thinking, it just came out because it was how I felt. After I said it, I literally ran away from him. I was afraid of what might happen now that I had upped the level on our relationship, that I jinxed it and tomorrow I'd get on him and he'd buck me off lol. Like I said before... it's like having a boyfriend, that same sort of emotional attachement. Now, him and I are inseperable... we sit together, lay together, eat together, ride together... every last second I have, I try to be with him. He never ceases to amaze me. Twenty-four years old, and he still flys like the wind. When I'm on his back, it's a feeling that I can't even begin to explain... like we're one. Free. Just me and him and the saddle between us and the wind in our hair. Amd the fact that he trusts me that much is amazing... he's blind, by the way. This horse has done everything... from showing nationally, to being in a high school musical, to being a blind carriage horse, to laying in the shade with me on a hot summer day, with his head in my lap sharing sugar cookies with me. He's taught me so much about not only riding, but myself... he taught me how to be confident, how to take risks, how not to let obstacles get in your way, to always push for more. Every hour, every minute, every last second riding that horse is a gift, a blessing. Moving in sync with him, as one being, focused on the same goal, one circle of energy and power... it's like an epiphany of sorts. Even when he's gone, he'll always be chasing the wind with me in my heart.
People I can't live without::
So, other than all my other friends, I enjoy::
- living - breathing - laughing - being real - dancing - singing - scaring people - love - faith - truth - common sense - horses... like Almadina - music - confusion - turning up the music so loud you can't hear yourself scream - indecision - concerts - Ville Valo - forests - lakes - long hugs - roses - nicknames - crying in the middle of the night - eating a whole box of Oreos - screaming - BRC - memories - open fields - sunsets - dancing - talking in song lyrics - AIM - sex - Bam Margera the person - makeup - Bam Margera my guitar - DJ Ashba - rainy days - letting go of the past - ♥ - talking on the phone 'til 3 in the morning - taking pictures [AESTHETICALLY PLEASING] - being myself, pretty much.