Natalie Portman. Anybody who if I talk to them in person they don't make me want to leave in the middle of the conversation and run my car in my garage with the windows down. That about covers it all. I like artistic people.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anthony
Birthday: June 8th
Birthplace: A Hospital
Current Location: My Living Room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4 or something
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Drunks and Criminals
The Shoes You Wore Today: dirty
Your Weakness: Teenage Prostitutes
Your Fears: DMX with a knife, spiders, the government, and that humans will be overthrown by mountain lions
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Try to be even cooler than I am
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Instant messenger is for bitches(that's not a phrase, it's just true)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit Damn Motherfucker "Fuck work!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Opposable thumbs
Your Bedtime: 4 a.m., 6 a.m., never, or when I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't have Alzheimer's, I still have all of my memories
Pepsi or Coke: Why would you compare drugs and soda? Is that some type of statement about the world in which we live?
MacDonalds or Burger King: In what regard?
Single or Group Dates: Is the group all ladies? Because it matters.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever tastes better
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what you mean by that.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is the real deal. Cappuccino is for pussies.
Do you Smoke: I am a second-hand smoker
Do you Swear: Fuck no! Do you think I'm some kind of heathen?
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: 85% of the time
Have you Been in Love: I love lamp
Do you want to go to College: Eat n' Park University
Do you want to get Married: and divorced
Do you belive in yourself: You better believe it
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes, depending on the motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yes!
Are you a Health Freak: I don't appreciate the accusation that I'm a freak. However, I am in peak physical condition.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes I have to put them in their place, but generally.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, but tornadoes are better
Do you play an Instrument: many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Crystal Meth
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I suppose so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I was tricked into going to that soul crushing edifice
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: At one time or over a month? Oreos don't come in a box. What the fuck are you talking about?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Define stolen.........and anything
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Every day
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm a bad motherfucker. Anyone who steps to me gets dealt with.(I never fought anyone)
Ever Shoplifted: No, I'm not some juvenile delinquent
How do you want to Die: In a spectacular way that causes worldwide acknowledgement of my greatness
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A scientologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, Portugal, Brazil, Italy, England, Ireland, Australia, The Netherlands, Sweden, Japan, and the U.S.A. on a cross country road trip.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever eye color a beautiful girl has
Favourite Hair Color: any color in the crayola box
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 4'11- 6'2 that seems like a large enough scale
Weight: Let's just say I'm looking for a hot piece of ace
Best Clothing Style: whatever they like, I don't care to judge people based on clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: However many it takes
Number of CDs I own: It doesn't matter as long as they're good ones
Number of Piercings: As my good man Matt said "as long as they don't look like a pin cushion"
Number of Tattoos: preferably not a lot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How could I answer this? Yeah, I want a girl that has had lots of problems in the past and is fucked up in the head or not.
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