Dum Dum |
1. Where were you 2 hours ago?Climbing around in a giant monkey aviary nearby the airport, interacting with various exotic species, but then realizing that what I was doing was actually a dream of a l...
Posted by Allison on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST |
rrrrr/fuck |
i just spent 5 hours singing karaoke, and i feel so good that even leaving new york tomorrow and getting an email about NOT getting into berkeley CAN'T ruin my high. eating tacos on the way home helpe...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST |
Why? |
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?It is too difficult to decide which friend to use to say.2. Do you know anyone who is ambidextrious?My friends are mostly ambisinistrous3. Who was the hottest ...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST |
Dick and Jane in motion. |
http://motionographer.com/media/idol.movwtf?
Posted by Allison on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST |
my dream involved: |
-a boy i knew going crazy and trying to kill me, running away and jumping into a passing car while he was banging on the windows screaming-being at a family reunion/holiday event where there was a cor...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST |
Top Ways to Win a Girl's Heart |
1. Girl, look at that sexy walk you got!2. Hey girl, now whatchu doin uptown?3. Aw, how you doin', snowflake!4. Boo! Hey, turn around now! Boo-boo!5.(Misc. whistles, clicks, mmmhmmms)...
Posted by Allison on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST |
Top Snax |
1. Toast with peanut butter and banana/honey2. Heat corn tortilla directly on flame, or in pan, fill with avacado, salt, lime3. Instant grits with nu yeast and pepper4. Lima beans with tahini and hot ...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST |
Excerpts |
"Well, to make a long story short, Papa [ her husband and my Great-Grandfather, John Philip ] unharnessed the horse and rode him to his Uncle John Day's ranch for help. This wait really seemed long, l...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Top Things! |
1. Nu Yeast!2. Eating everything with chopsticks!!3. Kafka on the Shore!4. When you're on a train, and your train passes another train in the dark tunnel, and you can see everyone, shakey like an old ...
Posted by Allison on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST |
proportion |
if you ever want to have some fun, try testing this out on you and your friends:armspan = heightfoot length = distance between elbow and wrist = circumference of ankletwice wrist circumference = circ...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST |
