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byron

If you understand this, you can read english. Congrats!!

About Me

I grew up in southern california, but I'm not there right now.

My Interests

I have a strong desire to rule california with an iron fist. If you would like to live under my regime, you can start sending me monetary donations right now.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people who invented meetings and memos, and then douse them in gasoline and light them on fire. I'd also like to meet and marry a very rich and beautiful woman who would find contentment by funding whatever whim or desire I might have. If that's not possible, then I'd like to meet a very good stock broker.

Music:

I'm all over the place. Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, anything by mike patton, doo-wop oldies, a capella, bubble gum pop, r&b, hip-hop, sublime, incubus (except after make yourself), pinback, Bach... basically anything except country.

Movies:

I get bored watching movies.

Television:

It's funny. I bought this huge cable package with all these channels, and somehow I find myself watching america's funniest animals at ten at night.

Books:

I read a lot of crap.

Heroes:

The average men and women who work all their lives, who raise children and expect and receive no recognition for what they do.

My Blog

foreign aid

Why do we constantly feel a need, as a society, to provide aid to everyone around the world except here at home, where we need it most.  I just got a bulletin from Tom, myspace guru, about anothe...
Posted by byron on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST

EMO IS STUPID!!!

What is the deal with EMO?  I don't understand it, and because of my complete lack of understanding, I'm going to ridicule it.  But it's well deserved.  I mean, does america really have...
Posted by byron on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

coming home

To all the people who still live in thousand oaks, I'll be home from the 16th of february to the 7th of march.  Send me a message if you want to hang out.  By the way, I'm back from afghanis...
Posted by byron on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

I hate seasons

I have been fortunate enough to be blessed with my reaffirmation of my total hatred for the cold.  El diablo de blanco has visited my life.  It's brought with it a biting wind, freezing temp...
Posted by byron on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

getting older

This is my first time posting a blog, so I guess I'm popping my cherry right now.  Glad that I can share it with everybody.  Nothing like a blog orgy to break in a new blogger.  In case...
Posted by byron on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST