The Dalai Lama(any of them past or present) Jesus(just to see if he really existed) Hunter S. Thompson(too late) Bukowski(for that one last drink) The Beatles(they knew how to party) The Dude George Carlin(dammit) People who like to party. And hopefully don't stand around all stinking night trying to convince us how great they are... "Look We suck too! And that's okay. Let's not make it worse by trying to church it up. Get drunk. Be your crazy ass self! Because in the morning who really cares?... Right just you!" Wait! I just remembered, I don't even like people. This is crazy talk man! The only reason that there are so many people in the world is because we taste like shit. Bottom line!!