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Space Monkey

Inconsolable Zombie Clown of Humanity

About Me

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"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says they love somebody....it means nothing. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. Thats the only thing that counts."

My Interests

"Don't ever share a tour bus bathroom with Buddhist monks: they aren't allowed to touch their penises and they refuse to piss sitting down"

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palahniuk and Josh Homme...oh wait, I already did!!

Movies:

Cheeky, The Last Kiss, 28 Days Later, Batman, Batman Begins, The Crow, Boondock Saints, Gone in 60 Seconds, Dumb and Dumber, Spaceballs, William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, V for Vendetta. Anything from David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, again this could go on for awhile so let's just say I'm a movie geek.

Television:

LOST, Heroes, The Shield, Top Chef

Books:

Fight Club (any and all chuck palahniuk for that matter), The Talisman + Black House, The Dark Tower I - VII, Maniac Magee, Fahrenheit 451, anything from Edgar Allen Poe, Where the Sidwalk Ends, Of Mice and Men, and so it goes...Just finished "World War Z"

Heroes:

" I stop the elevator between floors while Tyler undoes his belt. When the elevator stops, the soup bowls stacked on the buffet cart stop rattling, and steam mushrooms up to the elevator ceiling as Tyler takes the lid off the soup tureen. Tyler starts to take himself out and says, "Don't look at me, or I can't go." The soup's a sweet tomato bisque with cilantro and clams. Between the two, nobody will smell anything else we put in. I say, hurry up, and I look back over my shoulder at Tyler with his last half inch hanging in the soup. This looks in a really funny way like a tall elephant in a waiter's white shirt and bow tie drinking soup through its little trunk. Tyler says," I said , 'Don't look.'" Tyler shakes himself off over the soup tureen and says he's run dry. This is easier with cold soup, vichyssoise, or when the chef makes a really fresh gazpacho. This is impossible with that onion soup that has a crust of melted cheese on it in ramekins. If I ever ate here, that's what I'd order. The tomato soup must still be hot because the crooked thing Tyler tucks back in his pants is boiled pink as a jumbo prawn."-Fight Club

My Blog

Darwinism

"What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest. most murderous mo...
Posted by Space Monkey on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:06:00 PST

A lil James Blunt fo' yo ass!

You touched my heart, You touched my soul, You changed my life and all my goals, Love is blind but that I knew it, My heart was blinded by you, I kissed your lips and held your hand, ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:50:00 PST

Creature Comforts

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said,"Is it good friend?" "It is bitter...bitter", he answered; "B...
Posted by Space Monkey on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:04:00 PST

Fourth of July Rip-Off!

i have recently been informed of my companies holiday schedule for the upcoming new year. they have ll the basics covered; xmas, turkey day, memorial day. that's all well and good right but then they ...
Posted by Space Monkey on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 07:10:00 PST