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DJonts

About Me

I live in a 8 bedroom mansion on the water. I drive a Lamborghini and it's yellow. I fly hellicopters and have personally piloted the space shuttle. I invented sliced bread. I own a time machine and a rocket pack. I don't have to go to work because work comes to me. I pay $4.00 a gallon for gas just because I can. I have never had a cold in my life. I have performed life saving brain surgery, with a blindfold... and one hand tied behind my back. I invented the internet. I can eat lightning and crap thunder. I have defeated Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat. What else is there to say really.

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My random thoughts about *stuff*

I'm the type of person that can sit and think on something until it actually starts to freak me out. Case in point: "stuff", and when I say that I mean everything...matter, air, us, space. Where the h...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:36:00 GMT

http://dontbuygashere.com/

http://dontbuygashere.com/   Site I saw about gas prices, sounds like a good idea. Who knows, maybee it could work. Not that I buy gas there anyway.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:35:00 GMT

soldier interview

This is just a quote from an interview with a soldier that I read on the net. Thought it was kinda funny.   From Reuters News Service:While interviewing an anonymous US Special Forces soldier, a ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:17:00 GMT

i'm still awake

So I went to bed at about 9am yesterday and got up about 3:30pm. I got to work at 11pm and I'm still here now. It's 3pm the next day and I've got an hour to go. I'll be up until about midnight tonight...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:47:00 GMT

im at work

I am currently sitting at work. It's 3:45 am and it's been steady tonight but not too busy. The reason I am writing now is because the balding, overweight guy I'm here with has broken into his nightly...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:45:00 GMT