the advil diet and where it will take you. |
it's been centuries upon centuries of eons and incalculables, my little darlin's.
time has it's way of runnin' off to fuck in the woods... or what ever time does when you're not payin... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST |
You could be the first kid on your block to name our turtles! |
Name our turtles contest.
winner gets bragging rights and a prize of some form or another.
already suggested:
1. Butros, Butros
... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST |
oh, nebraska... |
a good many years ago, my brother and i were watching some hidden camera show in which they went to lincoln, nebraska and told people the unicameral was thinking about changing nebraska's name and the... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:18:00 PST |
dallas trading card vending machines and $3 margaritas. |
everybody bitches about the heat when it breaches eighty.
eighty aint that bad.
so the meat grinder ground to a halt... i stuck a wrench in the works and watched the whole thing splinter itself... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:31:00 PST |
its snowing in darlin' |
and as it goes...
it's been... what... six weeks...
or... um...
longer -
maybe - - -
since we hit the streets of los angeles.
like a heroin shipment... or... a shipment of cocaine.
the... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST |
mickey's... a fine malt liquor, indeed. |
okay okay okay...
as most of you know...
i lost my hair... great big patches of hair... so my head looks as though it could be a map of atlantis.
alopecia = shave your head... you look s... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:59:00 PST |
mcdonald's makes the baby jesus cry. |
holy fucking hell....
the sky went black for a moment and i went black with it.
down... somewhere in and amongst the sludge of some shitty girl lead punk band and the stinky kid sitting ne... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST |
strange where one's mind takes one.... |
she had a .50 caliber smile (with teeth like a search light)
eyes like a blow torch cutting through pig iron (they were green)
and legs like the fingers of god. (they weren't green)
we roamed the str... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST |
sometimes.... |
ha!
there's too much noise in the noise.
sweet dreams... my sweets.
xoxo,
jason. Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST |
last summer chucks |
last summer's chucks died the other day... or... rather... retired.
the right chuck decided both the left and right should retire by splitting open across my foot and biting me with every step.... Posted by cpt. popekessler III on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST |