"Smokey this isn't 'nam', this is bowling; there are rules." |
A few ground rules and facts for future reference:In no particular order whatsoever. - No matter how hot or cold a man's bowl of porridge is, or how long it has been on the table, do not touch it. Gol...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:45:00 PST |
Glen leaves Rowan a note. |
Dear Rowan, I have just dropped a big shit in your toilet. It is a very low toilet; Gary Coleman could kneel down and still wank off into the bowl. I don't really know what to say, it has been a n...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:26:00 PST |
Champs-Elysées |
I strolled on the avenue, my heart opened to the unknownI wanted to say hello to no matter whomNo matter whom, it could be you, I'd say anything to youYou just need to be spoken to, only to ...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:34:00 PST |
Politits? Published. |
The following is an article I just got published in the Sunderland Echo, yay!
SO TORY boy Michael Gove says magazines such as Zoo and Nuts are responsible for many social ills and family breakdowns. H...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:23:00 PST |
The Joker |
Over the past 68 years the character of The Joker has seen many faces and many attitudes. During the progression of his character he seems to have come full circle. Initially he was portrayed as a mas...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:52:00 PST |
Up As Too Much Time On Your Hands. |
Which of these usually describes you on a night out? Trust me, the possibilities are endless, you may be reading for a while, (they don’t need to make sense): - Up as balls. - Up as mother balls...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:47:00 PST |
Not Just A Pretty Face? |
Well, the sad truth is: that is pretty much all you'll need to get a job in this town. You can work for 6 years, at a high class restaurant as a wine or ordinary waiter, kitchen porter, sous-chef or o...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST |
Flashman, what a guy... |
Ok this is just a random assortment of words in an order which may or may not make sense to you. Of course this all depends on whether or not you are able to read. And if some of you read as well as y...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST |
The Thoughts In The Pause: |
A detailed dive into the world of those thoughts we have, in those pauses we make for them.It's a situation you must have all been in or witnessed before; an awkward moment, a 'dirty' look, a disgrunt...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST |
The First Taste Of The World. |
The following is an article I wrote today. It was a practice for a more serious one to be done for university. It wasn't important to anyone, but i realised its truth immediately after writing it:The ...
Posted by Mike Morowitz on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:09:00 PST |
