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TATUM

When the going gets weird, Teh weird turn pro

About Me

my music
I am tatum, Sometimes I'm nice, Sometimes I'm mean, but mostly I'm a rather crazy fellow. I play music and sing and watch an insane amount of movies, and play video games daily. I drink beer, I drink wine, I drink Bloody Muhreez, I drink Jacks & Cokes. I am a vegetarian(7 years). I love Kung Pao Tofu. I like driving and singin super loud. It's also well known that I am an extremly good whistler. I hate long walks on the beach. I love long walks on short piers, and flying kites. I'm a SuperMassive black hole. Oh love, the soundtrack to the pitch, a good reason for treason, a subtle switch between star and bar hungry musician crying in indesicion. Oh love, a turn of the tables, a burned up label, a tragic tale with my jill of the hollywood hills. It just kills the papers. It just kills the papers. My jealous neighbors turn on... Their blue eyed movies tell them the truth, but they just don't know you. Oh love, a soul survivor, so loosen up the skinny white suit for a date with the driver, and isn't it cute to be a star to her skylar. Oh love, I just can't take anymore at times I wish I could get my foot out of the door and just kick it shut, you know I must have been nuts to think that you were that blue eyed super shining star. Now I know that you are just a blue eyed lover, that has buried another, for the sake of some face and some under cover. And they don't know you, but just why would they want to be another beautiful bruise? Now I'm a brown eyed super shining star, not quite as high as you are. And your just a blue eyed actor and my latest disaster, and all I was after, was the real you
--------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------ There's this Yeah that's it. Love is...ALL I BELIEVE IN IS YOU. Check it, my weed smoke is my lye A ki of coke is a pie When Im lifted, Im high With new clothes on, Im fly Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks Money is chips, movies is flicks Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cops And if you get robbed, you got stuck You got shot, you got bucked And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke A kite is a note, and a con is a okey doke And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff I know you like the way Im freakin it I talk with slang and ima never stop speakin it speak with criminal slang Thats just the way that I talk vocabulary spills, Im ill. A burglary is a jook, a woofs a crook Mobb deep already explained the meanin of shook If you caught a felony, you caught a f If you got killed, you got left If you got the dragon, you got bad breath If you 730, that mean you crazy Hit me on the hip means page me Angel dust is sherm, if you got aids, you got the germ If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats Condoms is hats, critters is cracks The food you eat is your grub A victims a mark A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart Your apartment is your pad Your old man is your dad The studio is the lab and heated is mad The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly A deuce is a honey thats ugly If your girl is fine, shes a dime A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine If you in love, that mean you blind Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill A very hard, long stare is a grill If you sneakin to go see a girl, that mean you creepin Smilin is cheesin, bleedin is leakin Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin Takin orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is a onion A hotels a telly, a cell phones a celly Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly To guerrilla mean to use physical force You took a L, you took a loss To show off mean floss.

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..? "A violet in the youth of primy nature, forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting, the perfume and suppliance of a minute." I can tell you with no ego that I love water. Iced tea is my second favorite refreshment. Dr. Pepper was my drink of choice for years but I had to let it go, you know what they say, if you love something let it . . . blah blah blah you know the rest.. Also if you didn't know, fire is so hot right now, its the new cool. Brown is the new black, and green is the new red. I belive in time travel. aim me at: tatumstrange I'll tell you more.

Do you like sugar? A home sweet school, You're something so familiar And so cool, So my phone and a dial tone, play ball on a short court, an overcaffeinated drone, Can I get you some sugar? I'm giving you my like, If thats not alright I'll understand. Do you Like coffee? We like whine Its Champaignful. although shes far away I tastes her still, So my phone, And some friends back home. She's sweet enough, The perfect cup. And I drink alone. And call me sugar. I've got this question to ask her Whatever the answer I'll understand. Do you Still love Me?(The young couple kiss slowly) The young couple kiss slowly, Two starfish in the sand, The young couple roll gently. Is my heart your home? (never alone)Rivercity Streets QUIEN VALE HALGO? LOS CON SOLO CONOZEN EL BOLSILLO DE BRILLO EL GATO GORDO SORDO AL LOS GRITOS DE LA GENTE ARTA! FIRMADAS SON LAS ALMAS A LOS JEFES ES ESCLAVIDAD VERDE BLANCO Y ROJO MI MAMA MI PAIZ CON EL ESPIRITU AMPLIO MIS PIEZ CAMINAN POR L A TIERRA OSCURA COMO MI PIEL CANELA SANTO COMO EL FUEGO ETERNO YO LO DIGO SOY GUERILLERO LA VIDA VALE HALGO MAS QUE EL DINERO LA VIDA VALE HALGO ESCUCHA ESCUCHA ESCUCHA COMO LO DIGO LIBRE AMOR ETERNO A LO MAS ALTO A LO MAS ALTO

I'd like to meet:

My doppelganger, Ludwig Van, John Lennon, Bjork, Thom Yorke FUCK YOUR SLOW DEATH SCENE, WE WANT A RIOT FOR ROMANCE, WERE STILL FEARLESS AS HELL.

Music:

After Silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible, is music. The Growing pains theme song should have won grammys. Grammys I say!! The soundtrack from the movie They Live is insane.

Movies:

I've got blood on my windshield from what must be hundreds of movies in my head. Koyaanisqatsi
You Are 78% Weird
You're weird...so fuckin what.

Television:

I shot my television with a water gun, and now its on the fritz. I'm fine with that.

I want to pledge allegiance to the country where I live. I don't want to be ashamed to be American. But opportunity, no it don't exist. Its the opiate of the poulace. We need some harder shit now, the truth is getting around, and each public school is a halfway house. Where the huddled masses sober up and up. Enough? There's not enough to fatten the cows and feed all of us. Its just a rationing of luck. What can't be bought gets raffled off. Oh God, good God shed greed on thee, your shining sea turned to a dirty green from the industry off the shores of New Jersey. I got a letter from the Army so I think that I'll enlist. I'm not brave or proud of nothing I just want to kill something. Too bad that nowadays you just point and click. Swing Lo satellite, hot white chariot! In the computers blue glare, the bombs burst in the air, there was a city once now nothings there. Our freedom comes at there expense. It makes sense, does it? Dollars and cents. They're stretching barbed wire across the picket fence that surrounds your housing development. Just in case you lack the confidence. Oh God, my God give strength to thee, these amber waves, purple majesty, are nothing but backdrops for Disney. Well look up close. It is superimposed, on a blank blue screen. It is fantasy. Fucking magical. The dream floats like a chemical through each snapped synapse. Our television past that is beautiful no more. No more.

Books:

"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from it's creative pursuits. Anyone that reads too much and uses their own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking" -Albert Einstien- books are nice, comic books are nice, telephone books are ok. ACTION! ----------- inspiration Joan fuckin Jett covers this one very well

Heroes:

The Center of the Singularity is heroism at its worst, or best, depending. But really, Life and Death and everything they respectivley hold are my hero(s)...oh and Mr. Belvedere. I give you Death...and ask for nothing in return. -----------------------------------------------

My Blog

cool song

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Posted by tatum on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

more annoying shit.

1. Do you think Cambells Chunky soup is really chunkier than normal?No I theorize that its just like placebos, they tell you its chunky so therefore you believe it. Kinda like mind over matter.2. Do y...
Posted by tatum on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

oblIVion

holy fuck i'm addicted to a video game on the 360, it's called oblivion and there's nothing stupid about it. In fact, it's the funnest game i've played since frogger. so yes, this pointless blog point...
Posted by tatum on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST

kung pao tofu is delicious

so safe, says you, save face. laugh unhindering. passion with in the singing birds tranfers over to our own living links. its electrical how connections seem endless. possible places leaving memories ...
Posted by tatum on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

100 things

100 "have you ever"s1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?ye2. Slept in a different bed?Uh huh, but sleep is for the birds3. Made out in a movie theatre?Ok yea, during tehas(texas) chainsaw massacre. Se...
Posted by tatum on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

I felt like a tough guy. but love hit me

Face face. As well discover. Share or give. Short hedge shears. apeal. Had a disapearance. Have a sad sound. Heard a helping yell. Had a yelp in pain. Lets hire hollow heroes for the voyage nowhere, a...
Posted by tatum on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

no reason, just rhyme baby.

Someone asked me to give them a reason as to why they should accept my friend request, and then I gave them this sexy reply.....Add the lad that travels(tatum) and tacks pictures to the tackboard, the...
Posted by tatum on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:26:00 PST

shit, shit and more shit. bored.

Bored with the same questions?Very exciting questions.What time is it?:4:19 a.m - Pacific Do you own a pair of sunglasses?:ye [if so. Describe them]:Their dark and they go on my face Do you put sunscr...
Posted by tatum on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

its joke time. and a 1 and a 2 . . .

A bear walked into a bar and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer."I would like a bud light and a chilled glass please.!!The bartender approached and said, "We don't serve b...
Posted by tatum on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:00:00 PST

365 songs

365 GOOD SONGS365 Panama - Van Halen364 Kiss Off - Violent Femmes363 In Bloom - Nirvana362 Insomniac - Echobelly361 Bomb - J-Church360 Cruel to be Kind - Nick Lowe359 Cue Cards - Lync358 Laura - Billy...
Posted by tatum on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:49:00 PST