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Michelle

blondes have more fun??!

About Me

I'm a 31 year old Graphic Designer currently living in Milwaukee, WI. I enjoy painting and drawing and long walks on the beach. (c'mon i had to put that in there...) I consider myself a comedian among my friends - I like to make people laugh and have a good time. I'm open-minded and love good conversation. I enjoy a glass of whiskey, gin & tonic or a martini once in a while. I am addicted to coffee. I cannot stand superficial people or those with giant egos.
Sun Sign: Libra
Sun 0° Libra 26' Libra Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Taurus
Moon 10° Taurus 02' Taurus Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Gemini
Ascendant 7° Gemini 38' Gemini Horoscope
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Name: ms. warm twinkie
Birthdate: september 23, 1975
Birthplace: durand, wi
Current Location: milwaukee, wi
Eye Color: green-blue
Hair Color: red (dyed) i'm naturally a dirty blonde
Piercings: one in each ear
Tatoos: none
Overused Phrase: i overuse the word 'weird'
FAVORITES
Food: mexican, indian, thai - not much i don't like
Candy: chocolate
Number: 7
Color: blue
Animal: jackalope
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: whiskey - jameson
Bagel: blueberry
Letter: Q
Body Part on Opposite sex: abdomen, neck and chucks (don't ask!)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate everything except cake and ice cream
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: between 10 p.m. and 3 a.m.
Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Best phyiscal feature: eyes or feet - you decide
First Thought Waking Up: here i go again
Goal for this year: get my shit together
Best Friends: becky
Weakness: laziness, cheese
Fears: why should i tell you?
Heritage: american
HAVE YOU...
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: as much as possible within reason
Been Dumped Lately: nope
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: can count on one hand
What country do you want to Visit: spain
How do you want to Die: never
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Health Freak: no
Believe in Yourself: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Been in Love: yes
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: with the right person
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
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You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

My Interests

graphic design (art deco, de stijl and constructivism are some of my favorite movements), painting and drawing (expressionism, impressionism, mannerism, surrealism...) music, concerts, acting and more. i love performance art and poetry from the dada movement!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that I have things in common with...

Music:

Meat Puppets, TMBG, Stereolab, Grifters, Ramones, Kinks, Superchunk, Archers of Loaf, Beck, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Embarrassment, Tall Dwarfs, Wire, Feelies, Suburbs, Vaselines, Minutemen, many more...

Movies:

Happiness, Serial Mom (and other john waters movies), Monty Python movies, Sunset Boulevard (and other billy wilder films), Fletch, Friday, The Big Lebowski, etc. Ask me and maybe I'll tell you.

Television:

CSI, Law & Order, The Simpsons, Fairly Oddparents, Antiques Roadshow, NOVA...

Heroes:

John L., John F., Mike Watt, Curt Kirkwood, Charles S. Anderson, Kerne Erickson, Paul Rand, Billy Wilder, Jack Palance, Jack Lemmon, Max Beckmann, Samuel Beckett...

My Blog

horoscope for week of june 7

In their translation of a poem by Israeli poet Yehuda Amichai, Chana Bloch and Stephen Mitchell write, "I'm the chimp of chance, the champ of chance, I'm a chum of chance and a chump of chance." Judg...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

negative post removed

one unhappy post removed by popular demand.nothing but blue skies from now on.
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

horoscope for the week of may 31

Do you think you could arrange to drive a car equipped with a jet engine through desert salt flats at 200 miles per hour? Given the current astrological omens, that would be my first recommendation f...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

must be her grandpa's car

after a long morning of dealing with technical difficulties with 2 different printers in the office, i decided to take my lunch break at home. on the short drive, i overheard a man say "it must be her...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Colon Blow: a blast from the past

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Posted by Michelle on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

another quiz - took longer than i thought

This survey was originally 100 questions long, but several of the questions were removed (not by me) 1. First thing you wash in the shower? my fine mane 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? black. ...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

quiz - michology

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?  A. peppercorn ranch Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. jimmy john's Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. i haven't been out...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

this week's horoscope

"There can be no transformation of darkness into light and of apathy into movement without emotion," wrote psychologist Carl Jung. That should be your motto in the coming week, Libra. Clear thinking ...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

caller unknown

saturday night while hanging out with becky, i received a mysterious phone call. i couldn't hear over the loud radio noise in the background. at first, i thought he was looking for someone with the wr...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

my daily forecast

Making Progress Mars Quincunx Venus - May 9-11, 2007   In less than a month, the moment you've been waiting for will arrive, complete with kudos, congratulations and an even bigger prize -- the i...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:05:00 PST