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Krish

Shit Halls, Top Firm!!

About Me

My name is Krish and I'm 2nd year at Reading Uni. I am an alcoholic and I drive my car recklessly and at excessive speeds. Only when drunk tho... Look out for my inconspicuous bright yellow Seat Ibiza that also happens to double as my penis extension.
I'm interested in receiving any messages from cock-chugging sluts who attend Reading Uni and like Birmingham rude-boys!!!
And remember, the easier you are, the easier it is for me.
Speak soon ladies!!

My Interests

Drinking
Dancing like a twat
Going to union in dressing gown
Starting trouble on night's out
Racing my car
Getting leathered with Essex, Merlin and everyone else
Sleeping excessively - a major part of my life
I also enjoy frequent masturbation, and kinky sex

I'd like to meet:

My children

Music:

The usual!! Funky house, dance, old skool, hip hop, and Busted.

Movies:

German Starlets 69, Debbie Does Dallas, Straight Up The A Hole, Animal Farm, Dirty Cock Chuggers : The Return, Granny Fuckers 2 : This Time Its Personal, Forrest Hump. Just kidding, usual stuff.

Television:

Hollyoaks
Spooks

Books:

The Kama Sutra - this was actually written by a relative of mine. And she practised every move on me. Cheers mum.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer