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OH MY JOSH !!

Live like theres no tomorrow, Love like you never been hurt, And Dance like no one is watching - Jam

About Me

Herro my name is josh....no wait joshua but people call me josh and im too lazy too correct them. this profile was made like a long time ago to keep up with people that dont use email any more, although i still do. I like to write.I majorly dislike posers,the abonimal snowman,getting busted under the infulence,being under the influence,goodbyes,first impressions,emos,midgets,and athiets, oh yeah and james fukin retarded blunt.com i like kewl people. yeah like GOD except he's not people. umm anyone that likes Team America and 10 things i hate about you are down with me.... yeah i live for women and thier awesome although alot hate me alot ? i think. oh yeah and i dont smoke anymore.....*sigh* enough about me tell me more about you-END TRANSMISSON-Oi yeah some of you have been deleted, acually about 133 of you, sorry, i dont if i dont talk to you, ill delete you. If this was a mistake then Re-add me. Thanx
Your Band Name is:
The Naughty Bunnies My Band
My pet!

My Interests

Das My Bojangles

lol
You are 53% Capricorn
How Capricorn Are You?
Your sexy Name: Joshua

Birthdate: jan,7,1892
Birthplace: fresno,ca
How many Girls Have you made out with in THREE RIVERS: id tell you ..but then id have to kill you
Eye Color: brown (most common)
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5,6 1/2
What citys are in Three Riverz: alot acually....lol none ? wtf
Is The Gateway a kewl restaurant: I wouldnt know ...i only work there
Tatoos: nope
Any Sexy chicks: not at the moment
Overused Phraze: frick!!! alternative to FUCK
FAVORITES
Food: sloppy-joe
Candy: butterfingers "yum"
Number: 64
Color: green or aqua marine
Animal: rabbits or bunnies
Drink: sobe
Alcohol Drink: hehehe ABSINTHE
Bagel: bluesberries or onion with cream cheese
Letter: g
Body Part on Opposite sex: hair
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burgerking
Strawberry or Watermelon: wassermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate' bitch
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffe
Kiss or Hug: hug
Dog or Cat: dawg
Rap or Punk: neither more of a rokar
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: 5:30.........am
Most Missed Memory: my first lap dance
Best phyiscal feature: yeah idk
Goal for this year: to pass my grade
Best Friends: anyone and everyone
Weakness: gurlys
Fears: darkness
Heritage: itailian,persian,austrian, caucasion
Longest relationship: about 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep
Ever Smoked: not addictively
Pot: naw..."wink"
Ever been Drunk: yeah...hahaha memories
Ever been beaten up: yes unfortunately
Ever beaten someone up: lots of times :)
Ever Shoplifted: uh huh
Ever Skinny Dipped: lol
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no shit
Been Dumped Lately:
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue,brown, white
Favorite Hair Color: brunette,red, black
Short or Long: long
Height: shorter than me
Style: just not preppy
Looks or Personality: pesonality i guess
Hot or Cute H0TT
Drugs and Alcohol: no druggies
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 156,723,345 just served....
What country do you want to Visit: Austrailia
How do you want to Die: fighting for what i believe in
Jumped off Airport Lately: Thats where i hit my head at
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they scawee
Get along with your Parents: most of the time
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: you tell me
Believe in Yourself: somewhat
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: not addictively
Do you Drink: on occasions
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: maybe
Do you Sing: haha yeah
Want to get Married: in time
Do you want Children: 1 or perhaps 3
Have your future kids names planned out: Eric, Stacy,Robby
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ITs GONE... I KANT FIND IT
Hate anyone: i dont hate anyone ...just majorly dislike

DONT HATE APPRECIATE - or - IM SEXY

I'd like to meet:

uh the other half of my family and Robin Williams..and maybe mel gibson
J Juicy
O Out there
S Sexy
H Hilarious
U Unforgettable
A Aerodynamic

My Friend Space
JuicyJoshJuicyJosh's Friends

Music:

ANY TYPE OF SHIT YOU CAN MOVE OR BANG YOUR HEAD TO BUT MOST FAVS WOULD BE: CREED3 DOORS DOWNLIKIN PARKSYSTEM OF A DOWNGREEN DAYMY CHEMICAL ROMANCEFOO FIGHTERSQUEENMACTHBOX20RED HOT CHILI PEPPERSCOLDPAPA ROACHSUM 41SEETHERNICKEL BACKALL AMERICAN REJECTSBlink 182 The fray The thermals Xavier naidoo Rammstien Three Days Grace RED Toby Mac HAwK nELsON Kutless GRITS imogen heap Tupac Mary mary black eyed peas Mr. Akon Tech N9ne

Movies:

i like action movies with drama and some sci-fi Star wars: The phantom menace The attack of the clones Revenge of the sithA new hope The Emperor strikes back Return of the jediHannibal Red Dragon Hannibal Rising Silence of the LAmbs Meet joe black Garp A night mare b4 christmas saw1,2,3 Moulin rouge crank Indiannpolis G I Jane The Tuxedo Rush Hour 1,2,3

Television:

THE SIMPSONS, dirty Jobs, Build it Bigger, PLaNEt earth, MYthbusters,New weapons, Dogfights of ww2,solitary

Books:

Soldier X, Snowman, Pet sematary, Jurrasic Park, Time Machine ------------------------------------------------------------ - C.S Lewis, Micheal Crichton, Stepehen King, Walter Dean Myers, J.K. Rolling,Ann Rice, and R.L. Stine.

Heroes:

it has and always will be NIGHT CRAWLER!funfun1fun2

My Blog

What ever happened

Whatever happenedwhat ever happened did we just forget howto live with eachotherill ask you brotherwhy do you hatebecause of things you kant relatetimes not making any sensebelieveing lies in inoccenc...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:50:00 PST

Blind whispers

somtimes i wish i was invisableso no one would see my woundsturns out the scars you left me will turn red soonsome where beyond the distancei wish you could come with run away together blissful happin...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:40:00 PST

no limits

people say theyve had enoughpeople say to look is lustkant forigve those dirty facesill watch you from a distancewalking in between excusesliving in a lietelling them what they want to hearjust so the...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:48:00 PST

Im not ready

im not ready im not ready to let you goim not ready to face the facts i know without you hereid know my heart would cracki dont want to look back of youi wont let that ever domaybe one day ill changeo...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:07:00 PST

Encarnacion

" I wrote this for a really scared girl, i didnt know her"Encarnacionanother day is a new breath and to that a new lifeso when youre broken and your life is filled with guiltjust remember the world yo...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST

if i had one chance

If i had one chance one moment to tell youone thing to forgeti wouldnt want to give you everythingjust thatill tell you that i never liked youjust to see what you say when everytime i did it i lied al...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

The circle of rememberance

everytime i breatheeverytime prayer i say every moment of everydayonce i thought i was somthingonce i thought i was lovedand time again i felt the windi felt the sting of sineverytime i said i wouldnt...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST

You say?

You say Your better you sayyou think youre sane you say that youre a little hazyyour head needs a little paintingand when you bow downwhen you kneel and pray are you just saying or are you really fee...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

The perfect heart....

The perfect heart one day one last breathstanding over a hearttorn from a chest a fist wrapped in blood                  ...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

Racists VS Colorists

Racists vs. Colorists   Finally i post somthing on my blog that has nothing to do with poetry.Weelllllll hello folks, id like to say somthing to just about everyone in the whole wide world. umm i...
Posted by OH MY JOSH !! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST