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Andie

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

About Me

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

My Interests

Music, reading, movies, politics, going to shows.
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I'd like to meet:

Fun and interesting people. People that have a great sense of humor. People that are knowledgable about current events. Cynics. People that are not above self-deprecating humor. People that like to enjoy a drink now and then. People that actually have something to say.As for famous people, here is a sampling: Gael Garcia Bernal, David Sedaris, Augustyn Burroughs, SJP, Zoey Deschanel, John Galliano (he seems like he would be a cool person to hang out with), Audrey Tatou.People I would NOT like to meet: Madonna, Oprah, any sort of Zombie of any kind, any sort of oompa loompa as well. Zombies and Oompa Loompas freak me out.

Music:

MIKA - Grace Kelly
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Add to My Profile | More VideosMuse, Metric, Weezer, Garbage, Jimmy Eats World, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Snow Patrol, Blink 182, Tool, Violent Femmes, Foo Fighters, Cure, 311, Sublime, Rage against the machine, beastie boys, oasis, coldplay, audioslave, killers, strokes, tori amos, ani difranco, sarah mclaughlin, no doubt, radiohead, bad religion, gary jules, kenna, Bright Eyes, gorillaz, death cab for cutie, the postal service, tori amos, green day, the mars volta, no doubt, cat power, ben folds, elliot smith, rufus wainwright, jenny lewis, keane, killers, nada surf, regina spektor, rocky votolato, shins, handsome boy modeling school, sirens sister, vendetta red, gym class heroes, damien rice, AMY WINEHOUSE (my new love!!), rufus wainwright, a fine frenzy, cat power, MIKA. Way too much to name. It's my life!!!

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Amelie, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Legend, the last unicorn, empire records, all teen movies, anything audrey hepburn, wizard of oz, anything with audrey tatau, old school, swingers, 40 year old virgin, all kevin smith, all tim burton with the exception of this most recent willy wonka remake, sin city, rules of attraction, cruel intentions, jawbreaker, pan's labryinth. Love Indie and foreign movies. Pretty much movies that make you think. .

Television:

Sex and the City, The Office, Scrubs, Lost, Heroes, any shitty MTV reality based show!

Books:

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk, Diary by Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor by Chuck Palhniuk. pretty much anything by him as I heart him. Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them by Al Franken, 1984 by George Orwell, Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, read the new Palahniuk "haunted" really good. I adore Brett Easton Ellis. Loved Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut. I'm a sucker for Jane Austin, Dickens, Shelly (mary, not percy). Um, what else do I like? Read all 7 Potter books...can you believe how it ends????? Love Gregory Maguire...David Sedaris and Agustyn Burroughs rock my socks off...Starting to get into Tom Robbins...love books that have quirky characters and bizarre situations.

Heroes:

Betty Friedan, Susan Faludi, Hillary Clinton.

My Blog

guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people

If the NRA and the gun lobbyists had their way, everyone would have guns.  They'll say if someone at V.Tech had a gun, they could have stopped this guy from killing so many people and making this...
Posted by Andie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

attention boys (stole this from emily, but i love it so i had to have it!)

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A pr...
Posted by Andie on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

just some thoughts...

  So I was bored tonight and was messing around on youtube looking at videos and there was this one from the BBC about Shirley Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church.  They've been getting s...
Posted by Andie on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

The Blasphemy Challenge

So apparently there's some site on the internet that is quoting a passage from the bible which says that there is only one unforgivable sin and that is denying the existance of the holy spirit.  ...
Posted by Andie on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

sick of this shit

So, I'm 25 right?  I mean, the last time I checked, I lived on my own, did my own thing, had my own job.  So when did my parents get the get out of jail free card to try to make me live or n...
Posted by Andie on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST

Journey

Thought I would post a blog about the Journey/Def Leppard show last night.  Thank you to my dear friend Roger for getting me into see what perhaps is the coolest band of all time.  And thank...
Posted by Andie on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

Thom Yorke - The Eraser

I fucking LOVE this album.  Reminds me a of Radiohead Kid A, but I think it's even better.  The songs are beautiful, all electronic, and full of vivid imagery.  You have to go and get t...
Posted by Andie on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:08:00 PST

so they're gone

Just dropped the family off at the airport this morning.  At first I was kind of happy to get my apartment and my time back and stuff.  But dropping them off was so unbelievably hard.  ...
Posted by Andie on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:12:00 PST

I'M MELTING!!!!

Seriously, I cannot stand this heat wave.  I think I'm going to melt into the asphalt.  I can't do anything.  All I can do is lay on the couch in front of a fan and drink cold beer.&nbs...
Posted by Andie on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

Kinda bored

So thought I'd post a blog. Hmmm..let's see what's going on in my life...I think I'm getting sick or something.  I'm so freaking exhausted all the time and I haven't done anything this week ...
Posted by Andie on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST