BE MINE |
This Valentines Day ended as it started: on myspace.In the morning I approved a friend request from a reggae musician named 'Egypt'; and I spent my night from 11pm to 1am reviewing with a fine tooth c...
Posted by Sara Barron on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST |
BIG BABY |
I just skimmed through this week's PEOPLE magazine my ususal source for important weekly news and read from start to finish the article about Lisa Nowak, the astronaut charged with attempted murde...
Posted by Sara Barron on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST |
SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY, DO DO DO DO; SO HARD FOR IT HONEY, DO DO DO DO |
Once a week for the last month, I've been cater-waitering parties in this massive banquet hall at a three-star restaurant in The Meatpacking District to supplement my income. Cater waitering is a task...
Posted by Sara Barron on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST |
WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, SOMEWHERE HE/SHE OPENS A WINDOW |
This is what Maria tells herself in the movie "The Sound of Music" right after she's sent out of the nunnery to go take care of all the Von Trapp family children (except Julie Andrews says 'he' instea...
Posted by Sara Barron on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST |
I'VE GOT MAD LIBS, DAWG! |
My mother called the other day at 7am and didn't leave a message which means that something's wrong. The spectrum of 'wrong' runs far and wide it could be anything from "I think I bought the wrong c...
Posted by Sara Barron on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST |
GIFT EXCHANGE |
The Africasian sent me an email just before New Year's that read, "What can I get you as a belated Hannukah gift? Something for your on-going bedroom renovations, maybe?" He made this thoughtful sugge...
Posted by Sara Barron on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST |
'TIS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE |
It's better to give than to receive unless of course you're talking about the exchange of cash, personal checks or oral sex, in which case it is, in my personal experience, better to receive.The best ...
Posted by Sara Barron on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST |
'Unit?' 'Genitalia?' 'Manhood?' |
I don't know what the proper term is for the opposite of the word 'euphamism,' but whatever it is 'non-euphamism,' maybe? or 'gratuitously gross terminology'?.....I don't know..... but the largest...
Posted by Sara Barron on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST |
Sex IS in the City |
I think things with the Africasian are getting serious. I checked his Myspace page the other day and found he'd added me to his Top 8. "Romance is in the air!" I thought, "just in time for the holida...
Posted by Sara Barron on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST |
You Drive Me Crazy |
My friend Maggie is a severe and diagnosable hypochondriac and yesterday she came over to help me paint my new bedroom. Even under the most normal circumstances like seeing a movie or shopping at a ha...
Posted by Sara Barron on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST |
