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Evan Stewart

You outwork, outthink, outscheme and outmanuever. You make no friends. You trust nobody. And you mak

About Me

  • Born in Baltimore, grew up across the street from a farm, then moved to the suburbs, then back to the city. I've lived in places that you have very likely never heard of, and loved it.There's something to be said for living in a town with 1247 people. I am a small town boy at heart, but I do love the city. I have lived in the following places, some for a short period of time, some longer: Mass, Maine, New Hampshire, Minnesota, Texas, Deleware and Maryland. I travel frequently, have been to 30 states and 6 countries. I also work my ass off when I'm actually working. I am very antsy, energetic and have an extremely low tolerance for people who are prone to asking completely idiotic questions. It's like the Bill Engvall Here's your sign skit. That being said I am one of the most patient people you will ever meet. I have some family members on here, do not add them or message them if you don't know them.
  • "You see, the advantage of being older is, you realize that the future is nothing more than another today, it's just that when you get there you have more yesterdays behind you and fewer tomorrows to look forward to."
  • You're a thrill seeker who loves to be active and on the move
    You love to wander between places, ideas and people
    A good communicator, a nonconformist and interested in the world
    You are an explorer, a good storyteller and a true dreamer
  • These are bands my dad plays in and I am very proud of him, so check 'em out. He is also a music professor for a day job at one of the top 5 recording institutes in the US
  • www.crackthesky.com
  • www.nakedblue.com
  • www.expensivehobby.com
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    My Interests

    MUSIC !! I play: Guitar, Bass, Mandolin, Dobro and Piano in order according to how well I play each. Baltimore Restaurants/Bars, TAB's, Money, Friends, Road Trips, Planes, Eastern Europe. I find time to travel about three times a year inside the US, and once a year for the past 6 years I have been fortunate enough to leave...

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  • Julian McMahon, Steve Lukather, Monte Montgomery, Paul Giamatti, William H. Macy, Jennifer Tilly, Taryn Manning, Stephen King, Susie Amy, Cristian Solomeno, Zoé Lucker, Les Paul, Warren Buffett, Vince Gill, Albert Lee.
  • Music:

    Adrian Legg, Charge, George Acosta, ATB, Beatles, Black Label Society, Black Madonna, Van Halen, Eleven54, Never Never, CZEH, Crack The Sky, WillBilly, HIM, The Waifs, Dream Theater, Michael Schenker, New York Dolls, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, The Crunch, Company of Wolves, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Dire Straits, Danny Gatton, Toto, Michael Hedges, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, Jeff Scott Soto, Yngwie Malmsteen, Naked Blue, Monte Montgomery, The Killers, The Divorce, Skid Row, Tesla, Dixie Dregs, Deep Purple, Bruce Hornsby, Ten Years After, Diamond Rio, Jeff Beck, Cheap Trick, Little Feat, Roy Orbison, Counting Crows, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, David Wilcox, Ani DiFranco, Three Doors Down, The Band, Dream Theater, Steve Earle, Queen, John McKone, Rod Sebastian, Sugarland, John Lee Hooker, Buddy Guy, Jeff Buckley, Shadows Fall, John Prine, Avenged Sevenfold, Alvin Lee, Marillion, Brad Paisley, Keith Urban, Damien Rice, Nick Lowe, Asia, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Crowded House, The Police, Keller Williams, Chet Atkins, Roy Clarke, James Burton, Steve Cropper.......

    Movies:

    A Murder of Crows, The Princess Bride, Office Space, Sideways, LOTR, A History of Violence, The Stand, Into Thin Air, Touching The Void, The Shawshank Redemption, Man On Fire, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Tarnation, The Devils Rejects, Sin City, The Thirteenth Floor, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Big Fish, Catch Me If You Can, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Raging Bull, Cinderella Man, Harvey, Rear Window, Ride The Bullet, Everest, A Day Without A Mexican, Wedding Crashers, Click, The Da Vinci Code, Lilo and Stitch...

    Television:

    Nip/Tuck, Sopranos, 24, Las Vegas, LOST, Hustle, It Takes a Thief, The History Channel, Medium, House, Without a Trace, Footballers' Wives, NFL and College games, Go PATS, Ravens, BC Eagles and anyone who beats PITT and WAS. Also those guys who are on at 2 in the morning selling the fucking 113 piece knife sets Dale and uhm let's call the other guy Dale....

    Books:

    The Stand, Into Thin Air, LOTR, Master Of The Game, From a Buick 8, You Can't Catch Death, The World According to Garp, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Frumious Bandersnatch, Mostly Harmless, Lies: And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them, The Truth(with jokes), America(The Book).....

    Heroes:

  • Jimmy Buffet- He lives on a boat, is rich and sails around all day while playing guitar and drinking. Quoting the man himself "I'm not broke and I've never been in rehab"
  • David Gilmour- For finding "the sound"
  • Hugh Heffner- self-explanatory
  • Edvard Munch- My favorite painter. Painted The Scream, Ashes, The Dance of Life
  • Steve Lukather, Eddie Van Halen, Tony Spinnner, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, John Petrucci, Yngwie Malmsteen, Andy Shriver, Ronnie Zebron, Scott Smith, Dave Chappell, Bryan Ewald, Danny Gatton, Monte Montgomery, Frank Gambale, Joe Satriani, Pete Townshend,Don Davolio, SRV, Michael Schenker & others. For making me keep on keeping on
  • Stephen King, John Irving, Ed McBain, Richard Brautigan, - For always giving me something interesting to read
  • Jimmy Stewart, of course....He was the f$%king man.
  • Mom and Pops !!
  • My Blog

    Liquor and the holidays...

    Since it's the holiday season, I am going to start selecting one liquor per day, that has recetnly had a tv commercial for it, we'll discuss it in depth, and then you'll have a better insight as to wh...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:59:00 PST

    This old highway's getting longer....

    Seems there ain't no end in sight. Holidays coming up it seems again. Thanksgiving is next week, and after that yup you guessed it(remember November is also National Epilepsy Month as well as Peanut B...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:37:00 PST

    Hanging on for dear life....

    So yeah, I did indeed close early last evening, and go have a T.A.B. while the bar downstairs was getting crushed. So there I found myself with Mr. Jefferson in tow looking out over Baltimore from my ...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Are you completely serious.....

    Well my job is horrendous. I am surprised that the place is actually still open, which is just baffling. Why am I still here you must be asking if you bothered to read this far into the blog. Good ...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    It's like the f'ing Hindenburg...

    Well let me start this by saying I have this friend. Who constantly is yapping at me about their job. She enjoys her job immensely, every day is absolutely thrilled to walk in the front door, and it d...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Yeah Yeah Yeah....

    Well let's see, anything exciting. I've been spending money like I have some recently.This includes buying a Movado Museum Edition watch, a Crafter Mandolin, and a Godin Exit 22 Guitar: http://www....
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Work....

    Ever get that nagging suspicion that your job has all these hidden facets that you just weren't aware of when you grinningly took it ?? You thought I can do a better job than that jackass, never expec...
    Posted by Evan Stewart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST