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Merry AxeMass

As I walk in the shaddow of death, I'll bitch slap his ass and then light a cigarette.

About Me

I'm 23 years old, and I'm obviously a juggalo. I work for Brighthouse Networks CTIS and no I will not give you free cable,lol. I am addicted to myspace, and I have come to peace with that. I design everything on my page myself and end up changing it all within a week. I would say I am very outgoing, but I'm not realy. My hobbies include drawing, designing tattoos for anyone with money, and shit like that. I also like laughing at wierd people, and spending quality time with my ladies. If you want to know more just ask, cause I'm not into typing my whole life story on a public profile :o)

My Interests

--My Family--
--Art--
--Tattoos--
--Cars--
--Myspace--
--Dane Cook--
--Laughing My Ass Off--
--Designing Myspace Pages For My Friends--
--and I'm sure alot of other mundane stuff--

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting. Noone asking stupid questions. Oh and the guy who invented reality tv so I can punch him in the fucking eye!

Music:

--Twiztid--
--Insane Clown Posse--
--Blaze--
--Dark Lotus--
--ABK--
--Psychopathic Rydaz From Outter Space--
--Soopa Villians--
--Bone Thugz In Harmony--
--Twista--
--Ludacris--
--Foo Fighters--
--Some Nirvana Songs--
--The Old Metallica--
--The Old Korn--
--The Old Marilyn Manson--
--Green Day--
--Pink Floyd--
--Trivium--
--I hate all rap except for what i have listed--
--oh yea and i like those one fuckers who sing that one song that we were listening to that one time when we were chillin at that one place--

Movies:

--The Devil's Rejects--
--Pulp Fiction--
--Jarhead--
--The 40 Year Old Virgin--
--Stewie Griffin's Movie--
--Big Money Hustlas--
--Wedding Crashers--
--House Of 1,000 Corpses--
--Gone In 60 Seconds--
--any Adam Sandler movie--
--The Matrix--
--The Thomas Crown Affair--
--Anchorman--
--Dodgeball--
--or anything that can make me laugh till a little pee comes out--

Television:

--Family Guy--
--House--
--CSI--
--The Simpsons--
--ATHF--
--Viva La Bam--
--Miami Ink--
--Inked--
--Overhaulin'--
--HomeWrecker--
--and anything on the History Channel--
--The Learning Channel--
--or Discovery Channel--

Books:

--The Bad Place--
--Intensity both by Dean Koontz--
--I.C.P Behind the Paint by Joe Bruce aka. ViolentJ
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Charles
Birthday: Early December
Birthplace: Tampa
Current Location: Brandon Area
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Taco Bell
Your Fears: Not having any money
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep Dish w/Extra Cheese, Black Olives, Ham, Bacon, Mushrooms, and Chrystal Hot Sauce on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit Smoking Cigarettes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn I have to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told my eyes,,,but I'm not conceded enough to daydream about myself and my best feature
Your Bedtime: take Tylenol pm's, eat, and then pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Spending time with my dad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, the soda that is
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: When we actually get the time to go out on our own, it's just me and my wife
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Cigarettes, yes ( nothing else )
Do you Swear: All the Fuckin' time
Do you Sing: In the shower and in the car
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Currently
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Allready got ya beat
Do you belive in yourself: I guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah, I love Lightning, And rain makes me sleep
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Drums and a little Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, I don't drink
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoke cigarettes everyday.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I fucking hate drugs, they are stupid
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah it's hard not to, I work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no, eeeww
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes, but not in a loooong time
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: I've gotten in plenty of fights, and no I did'nt win them all
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't, I wanna live Forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: Any place in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Short or Long?
Height: Yes
Weight: Sure why not
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: In a lifetime? wow. um, way too many. I quit years ago tho.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds at least
Number of Piercings: one in ear, one in tounge. But i dont wear jewelry in either one.
Number of Tattoos: 7 with more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret Nothing!!!!!!!!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

The guy who invented the thong!

My Blog

Why,,,,,,Why Not?

Why is one of the simplest questions, Yet an answer falls short of a given, Why can be an answer, Why not. Why is the sky blue, Why not. Well technically on the color spectrum blue is the easiest disi...
Posted by Merry AxeMass on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:00:00 PST

TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF

Well, it's official. As of yesterday I am now a college student. I am studying Computer Aided Drafting and Design. I am super excited at thinking of the fact that in a few years I will be stable ...
Posted by Merry AxeMass on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 05:23:00 PST

FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK OFF

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO GET SOME STUFF OFF OF MY CHEST. AND SINCE MY LAST BLOG WAS SO POPULAR I FIGURED WHY THE FUCK NOT, ILL POST THE SHIT.I WOULD LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING THIS WORLD IS O...
Posted by Merry AxeMass on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST

Fuck The Fuck Off

to everyone reading this i have a few things i need to get off my chest. and since bulletins never get read maybe this will. first off if you dont know what a juggalo or juggalette is, please dont ask...
Posted by Merry AxeMass on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST