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Emma Mae

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About Me

"Thank you for returning my manuscript, and your enclosed nasty niminy piminy little note. I am afraid YOUR letter is unsuitable for ME at the present time as I have just spent the entire weekend writing the novel that you have summarily rejected. I can only assume that it is company policy to reject all manuscripts not submitted in ten foot high braille. And yes, I am aware that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection, but in this as with all else I am an innovator, therefore I may freely address you as… pissmidget! Still, there’s time for you to change your views and I think you will when we meet and meet we most assuredly will, when I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you'll make as I head-butt you into a fine paste. I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death. Yours faithfully, Bernard Black."

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http://emma-mae.blogspot.com/
Posted by Emma Mae on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:40:00 PST

You been at the mascara thinner?

My eyeballs just spun around.  Seriously.  I don't know how it happened or how to repeat it, but I'm telling you, it happened.  I'm suffering from a gin hangover (for those of you who h...
Posted by Emma Mae on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:13:00 PST

Peace out, Heath.

I dont really blog all that much these days, as I'm a terribly busy gal with a trillion things going on at once, and what with the Facebook takeover in 2007 this old thing has pretty much been sidelin...
Posted by Emma Mae on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:35:00 PST

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how something something,, oh, fuck it.

I went to the Trafford Centre last night.  Fucking 6 days before Christmas Eve and I go to the Trafford Centre.  It was so busy.  Full of strange people, all armed with bags that can an...
Posted by Emma Mae on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST

If you married him, youd be Emma Mae Mamoa.

You know, I used to be such a hippy.  My parents were big hippies and it definitely rubbed off on me in my teens.  I didn't own a computer until I was halfway through college, didn't want on...
Posted by Emma Mae on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

I didnt even notice your shoes.

OK, some more movie reviews:   Into The Wild is really excellent.  It's based on the true story of Christopher McCandless, who gave away everything he owned to go and live in the wild. ...
Posted by Emma Mae on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

Hes just a poor mans Justin Timberlake.

There were people in Manchester last night queuing to buy the new iPhone that doesn't even go on sale until 6.02 (precisely, apparently) tonight.  What sad, sad, sad people.  Having the late...
Posted by Emma Mae on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:28:00 PST

The Beef goes down!

ncase you are one of the few who hasn't heard yet, Shia LaBeouf was arrested afew days, on what is surely bound to go down as the dumbest arrest in history:   (First things first  as gay as i...
Posted by Emma Mae on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:22:00 PST

Kill Bone first.

I am the cinema queen at the moment.  It's so amazing to be able to go the cinema and not have to pay for it.  You do, of course, end up spending on the obligatory movie snacks, which cost m...
Posted by Emma Mae on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:37:00 PST

Ouch.

One of my wisdoms is almost through.  This one has been tearing through my gums forever.  I literally stand infront of the mirror, gob wide open, staring at it for ages.  It looks so we...
Posted by Emma Mae on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:07:00 PST