make a swift and subtle, if not furtive, motion |
the small, wiry dog bolted. "i'm seeing double." i thought. my hands were still shaking, the libations from the night before."these will be the first of my words to cross an ocean." i said.a tho...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST |
Most Delicious River Journey: Vol. II |
Most Delicious River Journey: Vol IISurvival of the Thickest Allow me to begin this installment of my somewhat weekly food blog by saying that i'm sorry. That's right i'm sorry...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:58:00 PST |
Most Delicious River Journey I: A Weekly Food Blog |
I'll begin this, the first of my weekly food blogs, the way any self respecting "proffesional food appreciater" would; by explaining my motives thoroughly. Though my goals in ...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST |
i’mportant |
i'm buzzing againi've been buzzing for yearspanic is the apogee of a malcontent's careerall the mindless boggle and din careening madly through sewer water and sweatit's a good thing i'm so easily dis...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:38:00 PST |
the best song i've heard in awhile |
The Weakerthans A Plea from a Cat Named Virtue why don't you ever want to play i'm tired of this piece of string you sleep as much as i do now and you don't eat much of anything i don't know who you...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST |
forty-seven wishes |
Today i took all my change to the fountain. i made forty-seven wishes. or...the same wish forty-seven times. if i tell you what it is, it won't come true.
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST |
i) never mix overeating and overexcitement |
All the reports and checks (hoops and hang-ups) came back in the clear. The house was ours. We had all come up with the money for the rent and deposits. All of the trouble of picking rooms was out of ...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST |
reservations, a bit of an introduction. |
you'd think that i'd be a better or different person for all i've tried and failed. you'd think my attitude would change, i would get smarter. you see, i'm like that dog ...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST |
Toad Licking Olympic Gold Medalist |
i am getting ready to leave this place. hopefully for good. i wasn't ready to come back when i did. this place makes me think too much. i will be living in philadelphia with three of my very good frie...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST |
if you think these pants are tight, you should see my asshole. |
i don't think there's anyway to type one of these things and not look back on it thinking, "damn this sounds lame.". or, maybe i'm just lame. probably not. i'm pretty fucking cool. i've been reading a...
Posted by Dr. Doug Fucking Thunderhand! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST |
