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Matthew Joseph

I'm like a chocoholic, except with alcohol.

About Me

"ODE TO MATT BORBA: dIRtY SnoUt aLl The dAmN tIme. wiPE ThAt tHinG OfF MAN! aLwAyS spItTiN buLLchucK oN THosE aRoUnD HiM. GriNds hIs TeEtH In HiS sLeEp. goT no uNdeRArMs. AlWaYs WeArInG A bAcKwArDs fACe ON. GloWiNg tiTTiEs. LeOpArd VoiCe. CrAwLs oN hIs BaCk. raw SpINE DaNgliN rOuNd LIKe sOmE OlD PiCKup kEys'. SpeAkS in FiSh gUtS. I love him. Stay keen!"-Dr. Danimal Flowers.


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My Interests

Coffee. Cartoons. Playing music. Academics.

I'd like to meet:

Alex Trebek, Abraham Lincoln, & Stevie Wonder.

Music:

Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Bjork, Brad Mehldau, The Shins, Kanye West, The Fugees, Iron and Wine, Jay-Z, Mos def y Talib Kweli, Bobby McFerrin, Bela Fleck, Wu-tang, Bill Frisell, Snoop & Dre, Dave Matthews, Elton John, Damien Rice, Paul Simon, Art Gunfunkel, Michael Jackson, Rufus Wainright, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Elliot Smith, Coldplay(thats how you know I'm gay), The Postal Service, Ben Harper, Pharrell, and Stevie Wonder.

Movies:

Roots, Before the Devil Knows You Dead, There Will Be Blood, Brokeback Mountain, Good Will Hunting, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Dogma, Ninja turtle series, memento, Requiem for a Dream, Anchorman, Knocked Up, Vanilla Sky, And whatever movie I got my fingers stuck in at sacramento...

Television:

Tim and Eric's awesome show. great job!, Jeopardy!, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, The Boondocks, Conan O' Brian, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Seinfeld (of course), Naruto, Metalocalypse.

Books:

You mean Heavylotsapapers? Don't believe in 'em...

Heroes:

Anthony Gallegos, Whitney Martinez, Johnny and Rhiannon Vanover, Brandi Strong, Joel Bettencourt, Daniel Powers, Derek Stout, PJ Wilder, Katey Johnson, My mommy, and Kareem Abdul Jabaar... I mean Jared Doak...