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Sean

Physics makes us all its bitches.

About Me

My current greatest fear is that this reality is false. My second current greatest fear is airplanes. I've been having a lot of airplane dreams.

My Interests

Writing, doodling, musicking, and failing at all three.

I'd like to meet:

Ringo Starr"The misconception is that I'm making fun of people, when it's clearly my character who's the ignoramous. You can call Archie Bunker a racist, but you wouldn't call All in the Family racist. Not that I'm comparing my show to All in the Family - my show's much better. Did you see the episode where I shit my pants? Very cerebral. My point is, if you don't look at the show as a whole, you may get offended. But that's true for everything. In so many ways - politically, socially - we sell ourselves short by not looking at the big picture. If you look too closely at the TV, all you see are dots." -Sarah Silverman, when asked "Are you trying to offend people?", Maxim 114 June 2007."My grandma's super ability is to see cats that aren't there. My parents say she's just senile, but I know it's just that she's on a higher plane of consciousness."
-Elyse, on her grandma

Music:

The Beatles, Arcade Fire, Brand New, Cake, The Decemberists, The Elected, Franz Ferdinand, Gregory and the Hawk, The Lovely Feathers, The Lovely Sparrows, Mates of State, Metroid Metal, Mikey Die, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Polaris, Postal Service, Rooney, Straylight Run, Teaneck, The Velvet Underground, Viva Voce, XOC, Craig Wahl

Movies:

Adaptation, American Psycho, Back to the Future, Batman, Batman Returns, Beauty and the Beast, Beetlejuice, Being John Malkovich, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Big Fish, Boogie Nights, Bottle Rocket, Bridge on the River Kwai, But I’m a Cheerleader, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Cube, Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Fantasia, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost World, Ginger Snaps, Grandma's Boy, Grindhouse, A Hard Days’ Night, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold and Maude, I [Heart] Huckabee’s, Indiana Jones, Jackie Brown, James Bond, Kill Bill, Lawrence of Arabia, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Little Mermaid, Little Miss Sunshine, The Matrix, May, Men in Black, Mullholland Drive, The Mummy, Napoleon Dynamite, The Neverending Story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, North by Northwest, Nothing, One Hour Photo, Orange County, Pan’s Labyrinth, Pi, Planet of the Apes, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, The Shape of Things, Shaun of the Dead, SLC Punk!, Sleepy Hollow, Smokin’ Aces, Star Wars, Stranger Than Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Tommy, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, V for Vendetta, Wallace and Gromit, Wonderland, Yellow Submarine

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Invader Zim, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Samurai Jack, Speed Racer, Spongebob Squarepants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Urusei Yatsura, The X-Files

Books:

The Cheese Monkeys, Choke, Diary, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Fight Club, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Pirates! in an Adventure with Scientists, Survivor

My Blog

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In translation, lostTwo people foundNo common languageNo common ground.And beyond just thatOf giving upThose more familiarInterruptWith no time or justificationNot mine, two different nations,I wish t...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

1 month, 11 poems.

1.   Tommy Gun, my chosen son,      Talk is cheap, my whithered tongue 2.   A disease machine      is easy cleaned  ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:32:00 PST

Justice, Justice, Justice

"It's like you're gone," she said with a sneer.I thought I saw something betray her face,But she didn't let a hint out of her eyes."I'm not the one who's gonna be gone, dear.I thought you knew your ri...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Poem free write, one stoned night. Yeah.

Somebody's got your number, chum.It's time to see if you're the one!Score tied flat - it's none to none,The only witnesses, once you're goneAre my two eyes and this one gun."You've got no evidence!"I ...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:00:00 PST

Don’t know where I was going with this.

(I wrote this a few months ago.  I'm not really sure what I was doing with it, but I'm sure I had some kind of teen angsty story in mind.  Thank god I noticed it was bull-shit in time, but t...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:41:00 PST

The Receipt Tape Chronicles

You're no scarlet prim proper roseSing me your pretty proseLips pressed nose to nose Legs entwined with twenty toes.
Posted by Sean on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:30:00 PST

Shower Song

Time rolls by, seasons flyTime rolls by, seasons flyI sit here in my roomA black tea kettle and a silver spoonThe milk curdled over about an hour agoBut I really can't mind since it's starting to snow...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

If by "erotic" you mean "clearly depressing."

Our breathing matched in intensity, our hands go sliding blindly across skin, our clothes loosening off like the velvet skin of two serpetines entwined.  Breathing into each other, keeping each o...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

I have no idea what this means.

One day I took the entire world and shoved it up my ass like a suppository. As I soaked it all up through the lining of my intestines, the toxic ooze of the world filled my blood and it made me fucki...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:42:00 PST

Life Spiderweb Metaphor

Your life is a spider web and you are the spider.  You weave all of your little connections to other people, places, things, events, and moments in life and you sit in the middle.  Sometimes...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST