John Adams

I narrowly won the Presidential Election of 1796, yet ever since I swore an Oath to Uphold and Defend the Constitution (So help me God), a North Alaskan Brown Bear known as Akuma has been watching me from across the street (1599 Pennsylvania Avenue). I find his observation of me disturbing. I would appreciate it if you would direct to me an electoral "What up" by blessing me with your vote in 1800.