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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy Loftus
Birthday: July 4th, 1776
Birthplace: China
Current Location: LA
Eye Color: Fire Engine Red
Hair Color: Ash Brown
Height: 4'99"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Black/Chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same pair i always wear, duh
Your Weakness: being clever
Your Fears: never meeting beyonce
Your Perfect Pizza: one with tons of red meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: celibacy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut the fuck up and give me some mother fucking money
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to pray, right now
Your Best Physical Feature: all my pheatures done been best physicized
Your Bedtime: 6:30 p.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: i'm sorry, i don't remember what you just said
Pepsi or Coke: bottled water, god what year is it!
MacDonalds or Burger King: homemade turkey burgers
Single or Group Dates: electronic
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bottled water, god what year is it!
Chocolate or Vanilla: flavorless
Cappuccino or Coffee: is caffeine really still around?
Do you Smoke: only second-hand
Do you Swear: ask me one more fucking question and see what happens
Do you Sing: did you fucking read what i just said
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: 346 times
Do you want to go to College: bitch, i already done been did that
Do you want to get Married: only to save on taxes, the same reason everyone else gets married
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in JESUS
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i prefer hot please
Are you a Health Freak: my dream weight is 94lbs
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: terribly
Do you play an Instrument: i whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, i am studying to become a priest
In the past month have you Smoked: please reference above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: bitch is you retarded
In the past month have you gone on a Date: priest, priest, priest!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: never
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: are you kidding
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, i date asians
In the past month have you been on Stage: you mean performing?
In the past month have you been Dumped: i sure haven't been
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: oxygen, or am i going to get a bill for that
Ever been Drunk: before the priesthood
Ever been called a Tease: no, i've always been paid for sex
Ever been Beaten up: oh doctor, only psychologically
Ever Shoplifted: i was supposed to pay for that
How do you want to Die: i will never die if i live with jesus in my heart
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be a Toys-R-Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: my homelands
