Why who be this rimmer....tis I...madame Bouvier!!! |
...I was playing a bit of Phantasy Star last night and there was this guy from Louisiana....man was he soo...pardon the term...backwater...I mean we had a great time talkin and all but the things he w... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST |
Well chuck the sister and marry the corn...I think I is from Virginia!!! |
...man the trip to the East Coast was amazing....I would have to say that goin to NY was almost surreal....the city is sooo alive....and the people there were gorgeous....contrary to what some of my f... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST |
All the lube and malcohol in the world won't make you cute...well maybe one more shot =P |
...ok so I'm here subbing for my coworker today...I got a text like at the buttcrack of dawn sayin she couldn't come in today...I'm like shit I better haul arse....well I got into work around 7:35 or ... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST |
"Where ever you go....there you are" Mike Brady |
...Justin and I attempted to watch Da Vinci Code but the fine folks at AMC had the wrong schedules online so the midnight showing that was posted was incorrect....as a sign of good faith they gave us ... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:17:00 PST |
If I take it out of my mouth...then will you buy me Chick Fillet? |
...actually surprised that I got this call last night from Josh...was pretty excited to be honest...wasn't expecting that at all...I just got done scarfin my face down with my roomie ...after we ... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:32:00 PST |
Sticks and stones may sting but your words always strike at me with unrelenting accuracy... |
...started the yesterday off fairly well....just a regular day at Mr. Aranton's work space....but it just ended off okay....nothing too out of the ordinary....just ok....
...I was able to hang out wit... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:33:00 PST |
Crazy people to the front... to the front....to the left... |
*machine-gun kicks to the groin* BWAHAAHAHAH
....I was so proud that Joji started his routine yesterday....I was sorta getting lazy earlier yesterday but I sucked it up just for that twat...we kinda p... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:44:00 PST |
In Soviet Russia....the weenis touches you.... |
...it was a fairly interesting Mother's Day weekend....quite entertaining actually.....Friday I went to this dinner party with some friends...loved the company....hated the food.....it was chinese foo... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:41:00 PST |
What's my reeeeee-ward if I do a situp on your face? |
...ok so I was driving home last night on the 405 when I get a call....I check to see who it is and it says "District of Columbia"....I'm like who the heck is calling from DC....I don't know anyone in... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:21:00 PST |
Taco bell makes my knuckles all hot and bothered... |
...ok sometimes I get tempted to just cross over to the dark side of the groin area and just whore it out lol....I get oppurtunities from guys who I think are pretty cute I must say...but then again a... Posted by \m/JayLinson\m/ on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:39:00 PST |