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Heidi

I'm a little bit Ben Franklin, a little bit Bettie Page...

About Me

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My Interests

Gardening; getting through my backlog of unread books; playing Phoenix Wright games on the Nintendo DS; reading magazines; setting my DVR to record shows I never actually watch; Forteana; subversive cross-stitch (which I don't seem to do anymore, but still like, in concept); chocolate martinis; Silk chocolate soy milk; going to shows; artsy fartsy things like museums, opera, and classical music performances; sex bloggers; the list goes on....

I'd like to meet:

Fellow floozies, wayward secretaries, lust kittens, and some normal people for shits and giggles.

Music:

The Raveonettes; The Dresden Dolls; The Weakerthans; De Novo Dahl; Of Montreal; Pinback; Swearing at Motorists; The Shins; The Wrens; Breathless; Lamb; Placebo; The Smiths; The Postal Service; American Analog Set; Broken Social Scene; His Name Is Alive; California Guitar Trio; Leonard Cohen; Patty Griffin; Reclinerland

Movies:

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert; Exotica; Office Space; Memento; Welcome to the Dollhouse; Safe; Swingers; Fight Club; Quills; anything by Russ Meyer.

Television:

Swingtown; Project Runway; Mythbusters; Top Gear (BBC version; the US version will suck balls, and not in the nice way); Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law; Sealab 2021; a bunch of those house flipping / home renovation / cleaning & organizing shows on multiple channels that are really all the same show, just with different hosts in different cities.

Books:

Anything by Margaret Atwood, Chuck Palahniuk, T.C. Boyle or P.D. James; Katherine Dunn's "Geek Love"; William Gibson's "Pattern Recognition"; Donna Tartt's "The Secret History"; John Fowles' "The Magus". I tend to read most of these books once a year or so, and I just keep finding more reasons to love them.

Heroes:

My husband, who is not self-conscious in the sense of being fearful of what others think of him, but who is thorougly self-aware. I want to be more like him when I grow up.

My Blog

Help for the "Blackout 2008 survivors"

OK, I do write that a bit lightheartedly, as we were fortunate to have very few fatalities in the Cincinnati area despite outrageously high winds and a lot of downed trees and power lines.I'd like to ...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:12:00 PST

Work. How weird for a Monday.

I had an amazingly productive day at work today. It is bizarre yet so so satisfying. I had no phone calls whatsoever, and only two or three instant message interruptions. I cleaned out my inbox, caugh...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:28:00 PST

Yardkeeping

English ivy has been destroyed. I hope. There's still some under the porch, and I'm hoping it stays there. Front and side gardens have been planted. Shade-loving perennials in front, some doing great,...
Posted by Heidi on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

The creature in my attic

So, about a month or so ago, maybe around the time it started getting reeeaaaallly cold in Jan/Feb, I started hearing scratching in the attic. That kind of noise drives me crazy. I knew there were som...
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:37:00 PST

You know work is not challenging you when...

you spend the first half hour of the day updating your MySpace profile.
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

Change by Staying the Same

Well, I didn't hear back from the jobs I'm really interested in, and things seem to have blown over at my current job. I had my annual review and got a 4% raise and a nice bonus, so I shouldn't b...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

Opportunities

I actually had a phone interview today for one of the jobs I applied for over the weekend. It was one that particularly jumped out at me as being a completely different line of work while also being s...
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

I need a new job.

OK, long time no blog. I'm a big mud-pit of anxiety this weekend and I gotta do something to try and relieve it. I did something stupid at work that might have ruined all the hard work from the past s...
Posted by Heidi on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

I mowed my grass today!

This is the first time in, oh, I don't know, 15 years that I've mowed a lawn. Can't say I did a very good job of it, but it WAS really tall grass and our lawn is very bumpy and uneven. I'm going to ne...
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

Made an offer on a house...

Made an offer on a house today in Spring Grove Village (formerly known as Winton Place). It's a great old house, small but not too small, terrific location, and a great price. The seller seemed please...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST