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gfunk

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my wife, anywhere there isn't work. and my friends, probably by a lake in the mountains.

Music:

messed up european progressive music like faust, embryo, soft machine. messed up american folk like holy modal rounders, bogtown circus. messed up modern music like ween and beck messed up cringe music by my friends and i

Movies:

bad taste,quest for the mighty sword, documentaries
the above is a some footage fatz and i shot around bob's- a late eccentric of old chattanooga

Television:

useless

Books:

a walk in the woods, voodoo science

Heroes:

my wife kristina, b0nz,clrs,fatz,leroy,stiltz,t$,theodore roosevelt, concave face man, and maybe the beatles because they broke up before they started to suck

My Blog

myth 1 - 10% brainage

i am planning on taking a few minutes occasionally to post things that are myths that i think a lot of people believe because there just isn't any noise about the facts. i am posting these because i a...
Posted by gfunk on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:22:00 PST

drum solos and 80s breaks

first, i play drums. i love playing drums, it is fun and cathartic. but drum solos are bullshit.second, why did songs in the 80s even have breaks? i inevitably hear tons of the classics in the lockerr...
Posted by gfunk on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

supernatural

is there a cycle of fascination with supernatural? there are so many "i see ghosts and solve crimes" shows on now it is impossible to keep track. add to that all the "history" "science" shows on the s...
Posted by gfunk on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

credit moronification

saw the stupidest commercial this morning. narration as we see a youngish couple shopping in a jewelry store "he finally decided to pop the question and when they went to buy the ring his credit card...
Posted by gfunk on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:52:00 PST

american culture

i keep hearing people talking about imminent demise of american culture due to immigrants flooding in, flourishing of non christian beliefs, etc. i am sure you have heard it all. but what the hell is ...
Posted by gfunk on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:07:00 PST

mac commercials

we got new mac pros at work. i like them a lot. i enjoy working in OSX; it reminds me of my days working in IRIX (tho much shinier) and it seems overall a lot more stable than windows ever has. but i ...
Posted by gfunk on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

bumper stickers

i get so annoyed by these people who have a half dozen or more bumper stickers smacked all over the back of their cars (as rufus used to say, wear their politics on their bumpers). i think you automat...
Posted by gfunk on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

road rage

   quick one i keep forgetting to post. man what is up with these assholes that dont let you merge onto the interstate? i can sort of understand people not letting someone in who cut around ...
Posted by gfunk on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

evil

i should blog about some of the fun and happy things in my life, but instead i will (once again) blog about social issues that annoy me.the buzzword that has been gaining more and more traction and lo...
Posted by gfunk on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

body count

mr newsman you cant fool me, you love these massacres, natural disasters, wars. you change your bumpers to a somber announcement of the latest catastrophe and you follow it with the latest body count....
Posted by gfunk on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:21:00 PST