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About Me

Increasingly isolated, withdrawn, neurotic, and lonely individual who seeks solace where others arn't. Not-so-slowly losing his grip on reality. Finds himself connecting with fictional characters more often with real people. Perpetually confused about the human condition. Socially inept and awkward no matter what the situation. Has an unhealthy obsession with H.P. Lovecraft. Convinced the zombie apocolypse is upon us, another sign of being dillusional. For reasons unknown, chooses to make life harder by refusing to eat animal products, makeing a point to buy vinyl, and give a shit about the world around him. Can usually be seen riding around Cincinnati on a sweet-ass bike. Pet-peeves include: Heat/Humidity, over-rated bands, arguments over the internet, and people asking him where they can buy drugs.
Also demonstrates the inablity to "let things go", and think far too much about insignifigant events. Despite a pissed off exterior is actually very friendly and makes friends easily. But if one chooses to talk to him be prepared to be bombarded with obscure movie references you may not understand.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't care about anything, people who watch too much TV, people who just LOVE GG Allin, people who think bands like As I Lay Dying and Atreyu are "death metal", people with a lot of blind patriotism, punks who are just jocks with mohawks, junkies, jitters, right-wing Christian conservitives, Republicans, frat boys, shit-talkers, mean people, coke heads, trendy metalcore fans, racists, sexists, homophobes, hypocrites, friend whores, myspace models, bands i've never heard of, and just generally horrible people....

Music:

A VERY abridged list of current favorites:
-Johnny Cash
-Jawbreaker
-Black Sabbath
-Dragonforce
-Blind Guardian
-Amebix
-Effigy
-Jawbreaker
-Battle of Disarm
-Chron Gen
-The Defects
-Skeptix
-Attak
-Disorder
-Confuse
-Dead Boys
-Bad Religion
-Jawbreaker
-Actives
-GBH
-Damad
-His Hero is Gone
-Deviated Instinct
-Axegrinder
-Hellbastard
-Discharge
-Jawbreaker
-Christdriver
-Skaven
-Hellshock
-Stormcrow
-Dystopia
-Lebenden Toten
-Fall of Efrafa
-Jawbreaker
-Thergothon
-Bolt Thrower
-Grief
-Graves at sea
-Eyehategod
-Noothgrush
-Impaled
-Jawbreaker
-Asunder
-Neurosis
-Fifteen
-The Weakerthans
-Jawbreaker

Movies:

-The (mother fuckin') Breakfast club!
-The Road Warrior
-Cannibal the Musical
-TRON
-Hellraiser 1,2,5, and 6
-Kung Pow
-LOTR
-Any movie where they fight and/or kill punk rockers
-Falling Down
-Seventh Seal
-ANY zombie flick

Television:

-The Office
-The Simpsons
-Family Guy
-Adult Swim
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-Lost
-The OC

Books:

-The Zombie Survival Guide
-World War Z
-House of Leaves
-H.P. Lovecraft
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Chuck Palahniuk
-Ernest Hemingway
-John Cheever
-Phil K. Dick
-Shakespeare
-Albert Camus

Heroes:

Heroes are for people who don't have enough confidence in themselves.

My Blog

"All punks need to look like mutants, Rat King-motherfuckers, and Captain Planet bad guys..."

So here are the rest of the "pictures" from my most recent MPLS trip. It's not actually all of them because I filtered out the ones that were bascially the same picture, or of a wall, the floor,...
Posted by Family values on parade on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST

Untitled 2

"Hong Kong Harbor 1984" On this side of the window A shower of chrysanthemum. Ouside, torrential rain. From this distance the world appears mute. But if somewhere someone is singing It's...
Posted by Family values on parade on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

Untitled

"It isn't fun any more"He was afraid to look at Marjorie. Then he looked at her. She sat there with her back toward him. He looked at ther back. "It isn't fun any more. Not any of it"She didn't say an...
Posted by Family values on parade on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

Listening to records and drinking champagne

Following up back-to-back episodes of "The OC" with Dystopia in a Andre (Brut) induced haze brings out the complexity in all of us
Posted by Family values on parade on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

Those "Myspace tracker" things are creepy...

Seriously. I keep getting messeges, comments, bulletins and whatnot about them and I never even look at 'em. The whole idea creeps me out. I mean, seriously, I (personally) don't giv...
Posted by Family values on parade on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

Will goes to Minneapolis

Since I don't have to work or go to school for a month I decided to blow what little money I had and go to MPLS for the PE anniversary shin-ding alone. Somewhere between Gary, Indiana and Madiso...
Posted by Family values on parade on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Gunna put the "rad" back in "radical"

Bah, my "no positive, only negitive" outlook on life is starting to wear me down. Suddenly, things I haven't done or even considered in- literally- years are seeming like better and better ideas...
Posted by Family values on parade on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

Broken hearted

Welp...I guess that's it.....yep Wow, this has got to be the hardest thing I have ever gone through in my short life. I'm not going to get into the details here, everybody who needs to kn...
Posted by Family values on parade on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Going back to being 13

I've decided it. I am no longer going to be a crusty, punk rock metalhead. I'm going to bust out my old Screeching Weasel cds, skate all day, eat Twinkies, drink Soda and play Resident Evi...
Posted by Family values on parade on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST

Feeling really weird

I have been engulfed in this weird feeling that has wrapped itself around my mind, won't leave my gut either. I can't describe it; all I know is that it makes everything from getting up in the m...
Posted by Family values on parade on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST