Leo

I was born in Russia and came to Houston when I was 7. Right now I'm going to law school at LSU and having a pretty good time doing it... Yes, I am aware that 99.9 percent of lawyers go straight to hell. Chances are, I'll probably see you there. My advice is to bring something entertaining with you, I imagine getting tortured for all eternity gets kinda boring after the first hundred years or so... I can be a really nice guy or the biggest asshole in the world depending on the situation. I hate police officers-except when they're fucking with someone else cause thats just funny to watch. I'm a big believer that family and friends are the most important things in life, in that order. If you want to live, then treat me good. I said if you want to live, you better treat me good. I'm like a stepping razor, don't you watch my size I'm dangerous. I am the king of rock. There is none higher. Sucker emcees should call me sire. I won't stop rocking 'till I retire. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can remember your name cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. And if you've got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth, 'cause I'll break your face. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I love it when you call me big poppa. Throw your hands in the air if you're a true player. Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. I've got 5 on it. Grab your fo' and let's get keyed. I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh please, don't let me be misunderstood.